Texas had been captured, again. Kane has finally realized it would be a wasted effort to try to gain information from him. So Texas is used as bait. Kane, to keep Tooley out of trouble, stuffed him in the same room as Texas. Hopefully Texas's storytelling will entertain Tooley.
"Okay, sit down little boy." Texas told Tooley, "Texas is about to tell you about a girl Texas loved."
Texas knocked out a guard and placed his face against a scanner. The door, realizing how awesome Texas was, opened up. Then, there was a lot of karate sounds. Texas defeated a thousand robots. Suddenly, there was a groaning. Texas's friends were not quite awesome enough to beat a few bots on their own. Texas used his awesome muscles and carried them all to Kane's lair. Then Texas and Kane had a one on one show down. Kane had the obvious advantage. He had a gun, not any normal gun though, a gun that shoots a mechanical snake. Texas, awesomely and skillfully dodged the snake and grabbed it. Only using his finger muscles, Texas broke the vicious fifty foot snake. Then, Texas used his signature move. Kane begged for mercy. But it was too late. Only a few seconds later, Kane jumped out of the window. Scaredy Cat. Kane cursed Texas and all his awesome glory while plummeting to the earth. Then the alarm clock rung, that wasn't a really awesome dream anyway. It was only kinda awesome.
Suddenly, Texas heard screaming. The evil tomatoes had returned. Texas thought quickly and smashed them. Jacob tried to stop him. Obviously, he must have been brainwashed, by the tomatoes. Texas thought, this was no good. It was too easy. So Texas blindfolded himself with his awesomeness and crushed the evil vegetables, within six seconds. Texas solved the evil gnome's riddle and the gnome unbrainwashed Jacob. But, Jacob still remained stupid.
"Aw, you're my hero!" Betty fawned. Soon everyone else followed.
"Enough. You can tell me how awesome I am later." Texas humbly said. "I smell Toxo-Tanks."
The nerd checked his screen. "How could we have missed it?"
"It's okay, not everyone is as perfect as Texas, let's go." Texas told everyone.
Texas outran everyone and their cars and took down the really, really, really big tank all by himself. Suddenly, a tribe of fairly awesome warriors, riding lame unicorns, showed up and thanked Texas for destroying the tank. They told him that the chemicals smelled really bad, that is why they wear gas masks, and turned stuff extra freaky weird. They offered Texas a feast in his honor, which Texas graciously accepted. Then Texas saw her, the first girl Texas loved: Kaia.