This Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy story will be in script form, yeah I know it may get annoying, but I'm really good with script form, so just read this story in script form and don't whine about it!
(Every house on the cul-de-sac has one of the group living in it, except for one, Edd's mysterious neighbors, who's moving out. Ed, Edd, and Eddy notice a moving van next to Edd's house.)
Eddy: Woah, what's that moving van doing by your house?
Ed: You're moving Double D?
Edd: I don't know. I wasn't notified about me moving! Oh dear! I have to see what's going on!
(Edd starts to run near his home, Ed and Eddy run after him.)
Eddy: Wait up Double D!
(Kevin, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, and Plank notice it too.)
Kevin: Cool, dork's moving away!
Sarah: Double D's moving away?
Jonny: Wow, has it been so soon?
(He leans over to plank.)
Jonny: Plank! That's not very nice!
Sarah: But...but...he can't leave!
Kevin: Yeah, one less dork to pound!
Jimmy: I didn't think someone would actually leave. Sarah, I'm scared!
Sarah: Hold on Jimmy.
(Nazz comes over next.)
Nazz: Hey guys, what's up?
Kevin: Double D's moving away.
Nazz: Oh no, that's not good, now there'll only be two Eds left.
(Rolf is chasing runaway chickens across the street when he notices it too.)
Rolf: Get back here you stupid feather-freaks! Woah, who's moving away?
Nazz: Edd,
Rolf: Which one?
Everyone else: Double D!
Rolf: Hey, no need to shout. Too bad, he was the only Ed-boy who had brains.
(Meanwhile, the Eds are watching the movers take furniture out of Edd's neighbor's house.)
Eddy: Hey, this isn't your house, it's your neighbor's!
Edd: Oh rapture!
Ed: Capture? I will capture the overlord chickens Double D!
(Ed begins to run towards the movers, imagining them in chicken outfits.)
Edd: Ed, no!
Ed: Ah ha ha ha, CHICKENS!
Edd: We have to stop them!
Eddy: No way! This is too priceless!
(The others notice Ed running at them too.)
Kevin: Run dork run! Ha ha ha ha!
Sarah: Ed! I'm gonna tell mom on you!
(Ed hears this and turns away while running, which means he's now running backwards.)
Ed: Sarah! No!
(Ed, who's still running backwards, trips on a rock only mere feet away from the movers and the furniture. He flies up into the air and lands in a nearby garbage can full of feathers.)
Ed: (while flapping his arms) I am a flying chicken! Moooo! Moooo!
Edd: Actually Ed, cows moooo, and chickens cluck.
Ed: (still flapping his arms) I am a graceful chicken! Bow down to my mooooooooooo-eyness!
(Edd rolls his eyes and Eddy finally gets over there.)
Eddy: That was awesome Ed! I could sell you as the eighth wonder of the world! All view the first ever amazing Chicken Boy!
Ed: Yay! I am a graceful chicken! Mooooooooo!
Edd: No Ed! Never mind, why do I even bother?
(The rest of them leave after hearing that Edd's not moving.)
Edd: You know, I wonder, who will be my new neighbor?
Eddy: Who cares! As long as they stay out of my way, I'm fine with it!
Ed: But what happens if he's a zombie monster, disguised as a human chicken!
Edd and Eddy: Ed, enough with the chickens already!
(They see that the moving vans are leaving.)
Eddy: There they go!
Edd: I hope the new kid is nice.
Eddy: Who said anything about a new kid, Double D? It may be just another stupid adult!
Edd: Yeah, I guess, but it's not impossible that it'll be a new kid, Eddy.
Eddy: Yeah whatever!