Disclaimer: I don't own DN Angel, or anything written by Lewis Carroll.
There Once was a Boy with Blue Hair
There once was a boy with blue hair
He lived in the country with his stuffed bear
One day when he was seven and a half years old
He fell down a rabbit hole
Into a wonderland he pranced*
With annoying pink reporters** and colorful plants
He chased down a late maid named Towa-
But was confused by the twins*** who had a pet bowa.
He smoked some marijuana
With the maid's lover- Argentine the lazy iguana
After that he met a drunken woman with a top-hat
(Apparently the king said he'd tap that)****
She had long blond hair and wore a red corset
He was shocked and appalled to find
This was actually a man of ten & nine*****
His name was Krad and he had a friend
Named Kejii Saga who lived round the bend
Satoshi stayed to celebrate his un-birthday
Then quickly made his get-a-way
Eventually he got where he was going
And wouldn't you know, it was snowing
He helped a guard paint a flower
Only to run into a boy who was being led to a tower
Court was in session for the other child
Who had bright red hair that was very wild
He was accused of stealing the King's hot new look******
And so he was to be beheaded whatever it took
Feeling sorry for the crook, Satoshi called for his new friends
Krad was the one forced to make amends
In exchange for the boy's release
An unwilling Krad is sacrificed to the beast*******
In the end Satoshi returned home again
Musing over how he'd miss his man
A few years later he came to see
His Daisuke Niwa was finally free-
And so they were reunited
And by the king they were knighted
Krad plotting in the background
Because he really didn't like being crowned-
QUEEN KRADDY!
Author's Note:
*- More like walked, he's just too cool for prancing.
**- Takeshi is now the pink striped Cheshire cat, wonderful isn't it?
***-Risa and Riku are Twiddledee and Twiddledum (I know that's misspelled…)
****-However, unfortunately for King Dark, Krad claims he doesn't want to be a cradle-robber, and promptly goes back to drinking his spiked tea.
*****- He's nineteen basically….well that's how old he seems anyway. Dark looks younger so, meh.
******-As Dark has apparently copyrighted the spiky hair look.
*******- Also known as Dark's libido.
I'd like to thank all my loyal reviewers…..and sorry for not updating, but I've had many exams and had to study as of late, please review, or I'll drown in self-hate!