Jojo sat there watching the whovision, which had nothing on it to speak of.
"No…no…boring…lame… Ooooh! Oh, wait, blocked."
Jojo could never find a channel he liked mainly because he really wasn't interested in anything, except inventing stuff and that really didn't appeal to mass quantities of Who-dom. That's when he saw a new channel.
"Hmmm… must be a promotional gimmick." He looked closer at the blurred name but couldn't make it out. However, he could make out the motto or whatever it was called.
"Transport Yourself? What a kooky name! Oh, well." He leaned back and selected the show. "At least it's free."
The screen went black and then turned tye-dye.
"HOLY WHO! IT'S TRYING TO HYPNOTISE ME!!" Jojo screamed. The lights started to blink and the house began to rattle. Oh, why had he chosen not to go to Who-mart with the rest of the fam? Jojo grabbed a throw pillow and clamped it tight over his head and closed his eyes, waiting for the end. He heard something that sounded like an out of tune banjo and suddenly all went still and quiet. That is quiet for about 3 seconds.
"*GASP* IT'S JOJO!!! OHMIGOSH! OHMIGOSH! OHMIGOSH!"
Jojo's eyes flew open and there was a girl in bell bottom jeans, a blue t-shirt and a black fedora. He screamed… again. In the back of his mind he was thinking how sore his throat would be when he got through this… if he got through this. Meanwhile the girl was blabbering on. "…and then once I got my invention to work I thought 'What better person to visit than jojo the who kid who invented that uber-awesome musical thingy that saved Whoville the most awesome place in the whole world I mean even though it's not technically part of my world and-"
"Hey wait! YOUR world? There's ANOTHER world out there?!? Oh great!" Jojo cried (not literally, although he felt like it).
"OH! I believe there are many worlds out there! With Mayors!!! But- hey where are you going?" The girl called out as Jojo walked down the hall of greats. She ran up to him. "What's wrong, Jojo?"
"Oh nothing. It's just… you think I should be a mayor, too?" He sniffed. He couldn't believe that he was tolerating AND opening up to a girl from another world, let alone a girl from another world who busted through his Whovision. But he was.
"Oh, Jojo! I wasn't saying that at all! I think that you can be anything you want to be, no matter how cheesy that sounded!" Jojo chuckled. The girl continued. "In fact, I think you should be an inventor! I mean, think about it! You…Saved…Whoville! WITH YOUR OWN INVENTION!"
"I didn't save Whoville with my invention!" Jojo interjected. He didn't like to be flattered.
"NO! You didn't! You saved it without any help! You did it all by yourself! So, here's what I think. No matter what you do, you will always rock. AND! You will always be my hero." Jojo looked up at her and smiled. "Now, one more thing. I have always wanted to… hug a who. Especially a who that wears guyliner." She bit her lip in anticipation. Jojo sighed and smiled.
"Sure."
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" The girl squealed and grabbed Jojo up in her arms. Jojo suddenly felt even smaller than usual, arms flapping loosely, gasping for breath. The girl plopped him down.
"Oh! By the way! My name is Zsa Zsa!"
"Nice to meet you…Zsa Zsa." About that time he heard the family car pull up and the doors open.
"Would you like to meet the fam?"
"Would I ever!!!"
And with that she grabbed the small who's hand and ran off in the direction of the door. And that was the last time Jojo would ever turn on the whovision alone.