A/N: ok first off, purly crack and craziness based off of me and a friends convos. 2nd my grammer sucks! lol
Disclaimer: dont own hetalia or Love Story orrr Dancing Queen :p if i did i'd be rich, famous and Su-Fin would be a main pairing.
The meeting had turned into a disaster! Prussia had brought beer and Russia had brought vodka. Nobody had known Sweden could talk so much! Or drink. He had drunk 4 shoots of vodka and 5 beers and almost wouldn't shut up, for example at the moment he was about to give away Finland's secret identity as Santa. "I r'm'm'ber th's 'ne t'me, T'no c'nvinc'd p'ter h' w's s'nta 'nd…" Sweden was cut of by Finland covering his mouth with his hand.
America took this as an opportunity to make fun of Berwald's accent, "He he! Ou talk funny 'weden! Sounds silly!" Alfred hiccupped. "Shut up you bloody git! You're so rude, like when we were in the war!" England slurred. "France you bloody frog get off me!! I don't want you to invade my vital regions!" Arthur yelped. "Imma talk funny like Sweden! Tis a'nt f'nny as he s'nds!" Denmark frowned. Tino yelled out, "cause my hubby is pimp! Su-san is scary but the shizz! Be jealous!"
"Ahh. Amour." France sighed. "La Angleterr! You want to show moi a little love?" England looked bewildered before growling out, "Shut up freak! Not in front of the kiddies!" England paused dramatically. "Wha? Oh rally? Emma Louise says you're a pervy git, and that I should stay away from you!" England slurred out. All of a sudden the power flickered once, twice, and went out. Almost every country squealed except for Russia who just smiled like a madman and Germany who rolled his eyes, plus they were the only two who could hold their own.
"AHH! Save me from the monster!" shouted Canada. Italy screamed, "Doitsu! -hiccup- help me!" Germany sighed and stumbled through the blackness towards his 'friend'. "Matevy become one with Russia, da? Ill keep you safe." Canada spun " where are you!? Russia came up behind Canada and grab his shoulder "right here."
"Let's go!" Canada chocked out. "Da."
"Sweden you do talk funny, JA it's like a watchama call it! Gowla? Goilla? ~ What eva, were still awesome! Shots on me!" Prussia poured a round and passed them out. "To awesomeness! And Sweden funny voice!"
"I bet I can imm-immattish swed'ns voice better than yall!" America said "s'e lovely right?"
"NO! Its like, totally flawed! Gasp!" Poland said. "Hey, liet you wanna like, be my bunk mate to night? Sweden's accent made me think off the sounds you make!" Poland ginned. Liet blushed and looked down "sure." everything was quiet for a moment.
Then from a corner you could hear Romano scream, horrified, "BODY SHOTS!? Basterd! Why you think id let you touch me!" he shouted at Spain. Spain just looked away like nothing happened "Les do it" yelled France. "Oh dear god" said liet he was the only non-drunk in the room.
Prussia decided to change this, he snuck around behind Lithuania and pinned him down. "Poly! Grab the strong stuff!" Poland looked around for a bottle of vodka but couldn't find any. "h'r' y' g' th's 's th' b'st 't th'r!" Sweden said "ok thanks!" Poland's face light up, He went back to were liet was and forced his mouth open. "Sorry babe! But like' its gonna be sooo much funner!" liet stared horrified.
Within ten minutes Lithuania was as drunk as England. What happened next would leave the nations mentally scarred. Japan walked in with his ipod, sat in the middle of the circle and closed his eyes. " yo! Japan! What are you listening to homie?" Finland tried to say with a gangster accent. "A new band, well to me, called ABBA." Sweden turned away from his conversation with Denmark and America and looked at Japan.
" Wh't s'ng? pl'y 't 'n th' sp'k'r!! I l've th'm!" Sweden shouted excitedly. "Oh give me it, aru! Ill set it up!" china said. Japan handed him his ipod and it was put on the speaker. "w"it!" Sweden said. He then ran out off the room. When he came back he said through the door, "pl'y 't n'w!". the music for 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA started up. When it reached the vocals Sweden burst through he door in a bright, flashy, sequined, blue bell bottomed suit belting out the lyrics. "y'u 're th' d'nc'ng qu'n y'ng 'nd sw't !" all the nations looked flabbergasted as Sweden danced and sang pointing at finland in the love parts such as "you're a teaser you turn 'em on! Leave 'em turning and then your gone."
When the song ended Korea hopped up and said, "l'ok 't m' im sw'd'n n ay t'lk f'nny! 'm g'nn m'rry fenland! 'nd y's!" he finished lamely. Still everyone had heard what he said and looked at the two Scandinavian countries flabbergasted. "z'it true? Su-san? You love Tino?" Feliciano questioned. Sweden momentarily blushed and then looked him straight in the eye, smiled and said "y's, y's I d' l've h'm!" the ipod obviously could sense the mood or something because it decided to play ' Love Story by Taylor swift. America pulled on a pair of cowboy boots out of nowhere and a hat stood up.
"I know this chick! She's American! Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone I love you and that's all I really kno…ugghmph…muebg…ugghmpg" America was silenced by Frances hand. "Sac re blue! Your singing burns my ears! Such a beautiful song can't be ruined!" America stuck his tongue out at France and went and sat back down.
When every one looked back at Sweden he was in a black tux and on one knee in front of Finland singing the song to. "M'rry m' ju'l't y'ull n'v'r h'v' t' b' 'l'ne" Sweden pulled out ring and held the box in front of Finland.
"WAIT!! I have a verryyyyy important question!" Denmark added in a dramatic pause for good measure. "Sweden if a Volvo has your flag on its bumper does that mean you have a tattoo of your flag on your but?" Sweden's face skipped all the shades of pink and light red and went straight to scarlet. "uhh…I d'nt h'v' t' answ'r th't." he then leaned over and murmered in demarks ear, " 'll sh'w y'u l't'r".
"Hello? Oh hey matt. Uh-huh. Ok I will! Bye. Who makes Nokia?" America answered his phone then asked the crowd about the Nokia's. "Finland does." Norway said bluntly. America turned to the other country, "um. Can you fix my brothers phone? It won't work on vibrate." a few nations snickered. "Did you just say your brother uses his phone to vibrate!?" Prussia screamed on the edge of laughter.
America picked up on where this was going immediately, so did Denmark. "Ho yes! No that's not what I said idiot!" America told the Prussian. "heyyy Sweden? Do you have a Nokia?" apparently the alcohol had slowed his brain functions because he answered " y's! 'ts am'z'ng c'se 'ts f'nn'sh!" Denmark chuckled evilly, "do you set it on vibrate?" Sweden nodded yes. "So you use you your Finnish phone on vibrate?" Denmark questioned. France who has selective hearing turned this into a very perverted thought. "Su-San! You vibrate with Finnish things!?!" Sweden face palmed and walked out of the room. "I'm gonna go find him" Finland said.
Every one slowly went home afterwards and those who stayed did some crazy shit to put it simply.
anyone want a sequal? lol songs used were ABBA : Dancing Queen and Taylor Swift : Love Story. thanks for reading. toodles!