ERIC & BILL...
An Ordinary night
Eric: good evening Billy.
Bill: (grunts)
Eric: aww what's the matter Billy? Did Sookie not give in?
Bill: NO! she is so fond of you now. How dare you. You… you… YOU HUMAN STEALER!
Eric: Oh now Billy there's no need to call names
Bill: (stares) you stay away from my Sookie. Sookie is MINES!! (grabs Eric against the wall)
Eric: (grins) oh Billy you know I like it rough
Bill: (fangs flick out) I am fond of you too Eric Northman
Eric: are you really now (fangs flick out too) well why don't you show me why that Sookie still fights for you
Bill: (grunts and let's go of Eric) bend over
Eric: (chuckles then Burst into hysterical laughter) are you serious?! Billy do you really think that I want you (stops laughing and with a serious face) I want Sookie. (grins) and you have 48 hours to bring her to me
Bill: (once again slams Eric into the wall, breaking it this time)
Eric: (chuckles) are you picking a fight?
Bill: NO! I'm going to rip you apart
Eric: tsk tsk tsk.. Now now Billy if you do that the queen will get you and your little Sookie too (grins again)
Bill: (throws Eric across the room)
Eric: (gets up fixing his new hair and clothes) alright bill now your starting to piss me off.. Fangtaisa opens in 36 minutes and your ruining my new do. Ugh pam Is going to kill me.
Bill: you..…… queer
Eric: (glares at bill) if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say it at all!
Bill: I will dare say whatever the hell I please. I am 173 years old.
Eric: And I, my dear billy am ten times that age. Now will you excuse me, I have to look.. snazzy for my blood loving fiends. (walks off)
Bill: (mumbles) He's lucky he is attractive. (walks away)