Hi! So this was a tumblr prompt involving the quotation "I think I'm just going to storm away now, so that you can really grasp how unfathomably furious I am with you at the moment."

Hope you enjoy it!


"For Christ's sake, Hunter, would you calm down?!"

"Calm down? After you decided it was acceptable to take a bloody bullet for a civilian in the middle of a fight. With HYDRA people, I might add. Again!" Hunter was pacing up and down the locker room as Bobbi changed and placed all her things back in her locker after a short field mission

"I was wearing my vest, you idiot." Bobbi rolled her eyes, taking said vest and waving it in her (ex) husband's face.

"Barbara that is besides the point."

"Oh don't Barbara me. I knew what I was doing Lance," she emphasised his first name. They only ever did that when one was particularly livid at the other, "I wouldn't have done it without my vest on."

"That's bollocks and you know it."

"God, you're being ridiculous."

"Bob, I can't run the risk of losing you again so if you could please spare the heroics so that I can bloody well sleep at night; preferably with you next to me."

"Says the one who went out on a stupid revenge mission, and failed, I might add." she mimicked in a terrible accent. "You can't expect me not to work, even after what happened. Protecting people is my job, and yours. We don't really have a choice, Hunter."

"Yeah but that doesn't mean you need to risk life and limb like you don't have a family to come home to every day." Hunter almost murmured.

"You know I'll always come home." Bobbi replied, just as quietly. Without further ado, Hunter closed the short distance between them with a gentle, lingering kiss.

And with almost expert timing Mack sauntered down the stairs to dump his stuff too.

"Don't let me interrupt." He muttered far too loudly for it to be under his breath. "Oh and Bobbi, nice job getting all those civvies out of that building. Surprised you made it out in time."

"I'm a fast runner. Even if I had just been shot." She smirked.

"Well Simmons is happy to give you a once over when you're uh," he gestured vaguely at the couple, "done. I'm sure your ribs need x-raying after that landing."

"Tell me about it. Trying to take deep breaths is literally killing me."

"How ironic." Mack chuckled.

"Bobbi, you didn't do any other stupid things did you?"

"If by stupid you mean jump out of the 4th story of a building, after saving innocent people, onto the roof of a delivery truck while the aforementioned building is blowing up then yes, I did exactly that."

The look on the mercenary's face was utterly priceless and Bobbi would've laughed if she didn't think he'd probably break the rest of her ribs if she did. Finally he mustered the right words:

"I think I'm just going to storm away now, so that you can really grasp how unfathomably furious I am with you at the moment." and with that, Hunter stomped out of the changing room leaving a slightly stunned if not humoured Bobbi and Mack. After a second or two, Mack chuckled.

"You'd better pull out all the stops during the make-up sex later if you're going to get him to talk to you again."

"Honestly I don't think my ribs could take any of what he'll do to me."


So..? What d'you think? (Sorry it's so short)

Stay excellent x