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A/N: Cartman X Wendy...? I only did 20 sentences instead of the usual 30 because I couldn't think of enough ideas.
Title: Stan's Worst Nightmare
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: M
Pairing: Eric Cartman X Wendy Testaburger
Summary: Stan Marsh totally hadn't seen this coming at all, and apparently, neither did Cartman nor Wendy. 20 random sentences of Cartman X Wendy, and slight mention of Kyle X Stan. Please R & R!
1. Love
"STUPID FATASS!!!" "FUCKIN' HO!!!" That was their way of saying 'I love you' to each other.
2. Cookie
Dangling the Oreo cookie in between her lips, Wendy turned to Cartman and purred, "C'mon...eat it."
3. Disbelief
'I...I...I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE CHOSE THAT GODDAMN FATASS OVER ME!!!' Stan thought, burying his face in his hands.
4. Apology
Cartman was a bit surprised when he found a crude note taped to his locker with the words 'I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY' written on it several days after his big fight with Wendy.
5. Kiss
Although the 'kiss' wasn't really meant to actually be a real kiss, per say...it still had a hint of true emotion in it...
6. Weight
"If you really want this relationship to work, you're gonna need to lose some weight!!" Wendy told him, but Cartman just rolled his eyes and helped himself to a bowl of ice cream.
7. Together
Cartman and Wendy were together, and Stan and Kyle were together...so what was Kenny left with in the end?
8. Question
Stan grabbed Wendy by the shoulders and shouted, "Okay, answer me this...WHAT IS IT ABOUT CARTMAN THAT MAKES HIM EVEN REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE TO YOU?!!" In response, Wendy just shrugged.
9. Dance
Wendy had never expected to learn that Cartman had actually taken dance lessons JUST FOR HER.
10. Pain
The pain Stan felt from the break-up only intensified when he found out who Wendy was actually in love with.
11. Gay
"Geez...and I always thought you were gay, Cartman..." "...Shut up, Jew-boy..."
12. Authority
Cartman let out a heavy sigh. 'I can't even get my GODDAMN HIPPIE OF A GIRLFRIEND to respect my authoritah...'
13. Relief
Kyle had never felt more relieved; with Wendy going after Cartman, he finally had Stan all to himself!
14. Unlikely
It was such an unlikely couple, yet everyone figured it would happen sooner or later.
15. Sex
Of course, they waited until they were at least in high school, but Cartman still wussed out the moment he caught even a glimpse of pussy.
16. Ring
When asked about the bite marks and bruises on his face, Cartman explained it was because he had accidentally lost the wedding ring in the garbage.
17. Family
He had a beautiful wife, a well-paying job, and two wonderful children; Cartman never expected his life would have turned out like this.
18. Wrong
'The very fact that CARTMAN is the only one of us with a girlfriend...that's just wrong...so very, very wrong...'
19. Love 2
"I...I love you, Wendy..." "...I love you too, Cartman..."
20. Finale
Under the starry midnight sky, the two of them shared their first true kiss.