Guys, I'm back with this story. It got taken off for some reason, idk why. But I decided to go and finish it.

I don't own any rights to final fantasy nor Nintendo.

Baron ships are flying back to Baron, well no shit.

Guard 1: Captain Cecil, we are almost to Baron.

Cecil: Whatever.

Guard 2: I wonder why Cecil is mad?

Guard 1: I'd be mad if I was only getting paid 20 for this mission.

Flashback

Cecil: Look, I don't want to hurt you, all I want is the crystal, I'll pay you for it.

Black Mage: Fire!

Cecil: Look, that did not even hurt, all I want is the cr-

White Mage: Cure!

Cecil: You're not even hurt, listen, I ju-

Elder: You will never take us alive!

Cecil: Fuck, kill them.

End Flashback

Guard 1: We killed innocent people, that king is one huge jackass.

Cecil: Shut up, we are almost there, just skip those evil monsters and take another way.

Pilot: Aye aye sir.

Cecil: Shut the hell up.

They land in Baron.

Baigan: Hello Cecil.

Cecil: Whats up ya flaming homo.

Baigan: I'm not gay, get that through your head.

Cecil: Yeah, whatever.

Baigan: Wait here.

Baigan goes into the Kings quarters.

Baigan: King, I don't think we can trust Cecil anymore, he seems impatient and keeps calling me gay.

King: Baigan, you are gay.

Baigan: NO I'M NOT! Cecil enter.

Cecil: Here is the crystal king.



King: Marvelous, here is your 20.

Cecil: Can I get 10 more, I need to buy Rosa a ring after cheating on her.

King: You dare ask me for more money, I strip you of your duties as leader of the Red Wings.

Cecil: Wait, how about 5.

King: Nope, you had a chance, you will now deliver this ring to the Summoner village.

Cecil: Why?

King: Because I said so, hey look theirs Kain, are you here to defend your friend.

Kain: What you talkin bout Willis.

King: What, you dare say the line of my favorite show, you will now go with him.

The Guards kick Cecil and Kain out of the King's quarters.

Kain: Dammit Cecil, ou got me in trouble.

Cecil: Oh well, guess we have to go to the summoner village.

Kain: You should get some rest, and talk to Rosa. She told me she wanted you so bad last night in bed.

Cecil: Wait, you talked to her in bed.

Kain: No, um, I gotta go.

Kain leaves, well he actually runs away. Cecil goes to bed trying to avoid Cid and his bad odor. That night.

Rosa: Hey Cecil, how was your mission.

Cecil: Sucked. I had to kill more people, why do they always try to fight me when I'm nice.

Rose: You wanna have sex.

Cecil: No, not right now.

Rosa: But I'm so horny, give me the love I need.

Cecil: Fine fine, my god you're a slut.

Rosa: Tee hee.

Next day.

Kain: Your ready.

Cecil: Nah, I don't even want to go.

Kain: Well too fucking bad.