I Have a Dream
"AAAAHHHH!!!" A thirteen-year-old boy tumbled down a veerrrrrryyy long, ornate staircase. He tumbled down, down, and down until he reached the bottom, where he stopped tumbling because he fell on his bum at the bottom of the stairs.
A house-elf named Twinky popped out of nowhere squeaking, "Is Master Harry Potter, sir, okay?" And right as the elf finished the question, Lucius Malfoy magically Apparated to the top of the stairs and then slid down the banister and hopped off.
"Harry! Are you okay? Where are you hurt?!" he fretted, waving his well-manicured frantically in the air. Harry blinked his emerald green eyes up at Lucius, who was now hopping up and down slightly. As Lucius continued worrying about Harry, his adopted son, Severus Snape burst through a door in the wall adjacent to the stairs.
Severus strode purposefully towards where Harry, who was looking slightly confused, sat on his bum. The greasy haired man's robes billowed behind him in an overly dramatic manner. The house elf picked up a bat that fell from one of Severus' pockets.
"Lucius, what is the meaning of this/' Severus snarked with all the power of snarking. "Why is Potter sitting on the ground and why are you acting like a hippogriff on crack?" Harry spoke up for the first time since his fall: "Uncle Sevvie, I fell on my bum."
Severus stared. Suddenly the front doors of Malfoy Manor appeared and they burst open, revealing Voldermort who screamed at the top of his lungs, "HARRY POTTER! COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"
Harry jumped up from his spot on the floor, pulled out his wand, and screamed back, "NEVER! AVADA KEDAVERA!"Harry cast the killing curse on Voldermort, who blinked once, then went POOF!, leaving behind a big toe. Twinky the house-elf picked up the toe and Disapparated.
Lucius and Severus stared. Lucius was the first one to stop staring and he squealed, "OH MY GOSH, HARRY, YOU KILLED MOLDY-VOLDY! I'll get you a new pet reindeer!" And Malfoy Sr. waved his wand and a pajurple reindeer stood in front of one Harry Potter.
"Thank you, Daddy!" Harry cried, jumping on his Firebolt, hugging Lucius, and making his pajurple reindeer fly at the same time.
Then the broom disappeared and Harry summoned Severus' robes that billowed a lot to help him fly like a bat. Harry flapped upstairs to where the reindeer was eating a bottle of disinfectant.
"NOOOO!" shrieked the boy-who-lived and he slapped the pajurple reindeer whose name was Bob. Bob snorted and started charging at Harry who screamed like a little girl and ran to Severus' room where he then proceeded to curl up on the bed in a little ball. He fell asleep and the planets aligned just so that it made to Manor blow up and made Lucius, Severus, Harry, Bob, Twinky, and Voldermort's big toe teleport to Mars, where Draco was sitting with a cup of tea.
Suddenly, Ron popped up from behind a rock and snogged Draco.
Voices floated though the air shouting: "Wake up!" "Breakfast!" "Flying pancakes!" And the air on Mars started smelling like sausages. Draco hugged Ron and started snogging the Weasley. Again. And a scream resounded through space.
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Hermione shot up from bed, screaming at the top of her lungs. She looked around and sighed with relief. "It was only a dream." Then a zebra flew though the window.
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"GAH!" Snape woke up from his dream to a naked Dumbledore on top of him.
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Blaise shrieked at the top of his lungs after waking up from his dream, thus waking a troll.
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"OMG!" the author of this story yelled as she woke up from her dream. She looked around, shrugged, and then went to school.
A/N Soooo..... how was it? I actually had a dream where I was Harry Potter and Lucius was my dad. Loonynamelass gave me the idea for this fic, so I give one third of the credit to her, one third to my beta, CallMeYourLover, and one third to one of my other friends at school for side beta-ing this alongside CallMeYourLover ;P