Wake me up!

I'm gonna put both English and Finnish in this story. When I wrote in Finnish text that is between () is in English. Before that is Finnish. There won't be lots of it but some lines.

Prologue

It was my normal holiday. Summer vacation was ending. Only two weeks left and I had promised to watch my two youngest cousins that time, when my godparents were at work. Niko my second youngest cousin played all day with Nintendo wii and he is already eight years old so I didn't have to watch him much. I just made sure that he eat and kept his phone with him. I had little problem with my youngest cousin Juulia.

She's five almost six years old and she is allowed to go the park which was close IF they told about it. Juulia and her friend didn't tell anyone about leaving to the park and they had gone there to somewhere else. When we finally realized that they weren't in yard me and Juulia's friend's mother went to find them. I finally found them after two hours in another park where they weren't allowed to go.

I and Juulia's friend's mother gave the girls long lecture and it continued when my godmother came and let me go home. I'm pretty sure that lecture continued at least two hours after I left. They had done this before and this time my godmother was really angry.

At home I did what I usually did when I was tired. I ate and went to my computer. I was too tired to do anything else. Sometimes I go to one of my friends' home but she wasn't home that day.

Anyway now I'm gonna tell little about myself. I'm seventeen years old. I'm at second class in upper secondary school. I have long dark brown hair and green eyes. My height is about 163cm which is if I'm right 5.4feet. I'm not sure. My weight is 46,3kg and that is about 101.4 pounds if I'm correct. I live in Finland with my parents who are usually away. My brother moved out couple months ago. I love anime, horror, manga, yaoi, biology and animals. I hate Swedish class, tuna, short nights, bugs (even thought I love animals bugs creeps me out), losing and rush hour bus. The list doesn't end there but those are what I hate most. I don't have many real friends. I have lots of "friends" that I talk with in school but my real friends, my best friends are three girls from my old school. We went to different schools and I don't usually see two of them. The one who lives close to me goes same bus as me sometimes. Sometimes we all go to city to hang out but it has been hard to find time to go there.

If I'm not working at home or somewhere and I'm not with a friend I'm at my laptop. And that's where my nightmare if it can be called that started. I was looking some info to my stories that I write in Finnish and suddenly my laptops screen started to spin which lead to this.


"What the fuck!"

"Hidan get off me before I kill you."

"Where are we, un?"

"Tobi didn't do this. Tobi is a good boy."

"Tobi be quit, before I kill you."

"Sasori lost an arm?"

"Shut up Kisame and give it back!"

"Kisame. Give it back to him."

"Pein are you okay?"

"I'm fine Konan. Now everyone get off me!"

I couldn't believe my eyes. There I was sitting on my chair and ten fictions Akatsuki members were lying in front of my legs. I watched as they started to get up.

"Who the fuck is that?" Hidan like man asked.

"We should kill her." Kisame like man said and grabbed his Samehada.

"No one touches her before we know where we are." Pein like man said and turned at me. I screamed what the hell inside my head before jumping up.

"Tämän on pakko olla unta." (This has to be a dream.) I said and backed away from nine figures.

"What did she say, un?" Deidara asked.

"On kaksi vaihtoehtoa. Olen tulossa hulluksi tai tämä on unta." (There are two choices. I'm going crazy or this is a dream.) I said. I backed away to the door and when I hit my back to it I turned around and walked out of my room. I turned instantly to left and went to the bathroom. I managed to lock the door when someone tried to open it.

"That bitch locked it!" I heard Hidan to yell.

"She's scared of your ugly face." I heard Kisame to laugh. I heard that Hidan and Kisame started to fight and someone to knock the door. Then I heard Pein's voice. He tried to get me out of the bathroom. I sat on the toiled and pulled my phone from my pocket. I dialed my brother's number and waited him to answer.

"Mitä?" (What?) my brother asked with annoyed voice.

"Se olen minä. Oletko vielä selvänä?" (It's me. Are you still sober?) I asked.

"Joo." (Yeah.) my brother answered but this time with his usual voice.

"Voitko tulla käymään? Luulen, että tulen hulluksi." (Can you come over? I think that i'm going crazy.) I said and leaned all the way back.

"Mitä tarkoitat?" (What do you mean?"

"Älä naura, mutta olen 90% varma, että muutama minuutti sitten Akatsuki organisaatio Narutosta tuli läppärini ruudun läpi." (Don't laugh but I'm 90% sure that couple minutes ago Akatsuki organization from Naruto came thought my laptop's screen.)

"Oletko kännissä?" (Are you drunk?)

"Sinä olet ainoa joka on juonut. Olen tosissani. Täällä on Itachi, Kisame ja kaikki muutkin!" (You are the only one who has drunk. I'm serious. Here is Itachi, Kisame and everybody else!)

"Hey Itachi, Kisame. She knows your name, un." Deidara said from outside of the bathroom.

"Oliko tuo Deidaran ääni?" (Was that Deidara's voice?) my brother asked.

"Jep." (Yeah.)

"Olen siellä viidessä minuutissa." (I'm here in five minutes.) my brother said and hung up. I pulled my knees to my chest and waited him to come. I heard Akatsuki members to get restless. I closed my eyes and repeat one line in my head. Someone please WAKE ME UP!