Mika: Ok people, this is my first time writing poetry, well, actually
second, but the first doesn't count cuz it was long ago and it wasn't
anime. Anyway, it took me a long while of arguing with myself to actually
get me to post this (for those of you with major curiosity complexes, it
went something like this: Me: Hmm.. maybe I should post this nugget of
badly written insanity. Me: But what if people hate it? Me: Well, I post
other things that they might hate... Me: Well, this is different... Thats
pretty much it for days on end) Anyway, this is a product of me trying to
get over a writers block by typing whatever came into my head. Needless to
say, this is why I should never do that again. Well, I hope you like.
Please R&R. And if you flame, don't flame too hard. I'm sensitive *big fake
over dramatic sob* Ta ta for now!
Warnings: Yaoi, innuendo
Disclaimer: My life is so complicated. I tried to track down the owner of Gundam Wing to 1) Find out where I can buy Deathscythe, 2) Find out where a certain ex-queen is so I can kill her, and 3) Get the rights to Wufei so I can do whatever I want to him *evil chuckle*, but alas, I could not track the owner down. Time enough in the future...
~*~
I spy, with my little eye
there by the door
a pretty cute guy
with his knees on the floor.
His face all but buried
as he shouts out for more
his pace getting harried
his seed on the floor
He wants his lover to feel
all the pleasure he can
from the lusty meal
that is his man
I noticed the two
are done with their game
and I notice whos who
Then I cry out with pain
I tried all my charms
but my own darling Heero
has that boy in his arms
And it's then that I know oh!**
I fall to the floor
in an undignified heap
My head is so sore
I just want to weep
I thought he was mine
But I guess I was wrong
All the time I would pine
It seems like so long
But I know it now
I could never be his
Cuz I'm an ugly old sow
Fated to always be Miz.
* Hey, it was hard finding a word that rhymed with Heero ~*~
Mika: Yeah, um, I hope you still have some sanity left. Seriously though, this started out going to be a nice little yaoi poem, heavily laden with innuendo. Then, of its own volition, it seemed to start being a "aww poor widdle relena" poem. Obviously I couldn't let that happen, so I took control of my mind for a little while. And this is the edited version. The full one was slightly too NC-17... Ja ne.....till next time that is .
Warnings: Yaoi, innuendo
Disclaimer: My life is so complicated. I tried to track down the owner of Gundam Wing to 1) Find out where I can buy Deathscythe, 2) Find out where a certain ex-queen is so I can kill her, and 3) Get the rights to Wufei so I can do whatever I want to him *evil chuckle*, but alas, I could not track the owner down. Time enough in the future...
~*~
I spy, with my little eye
there by the door
a pretty cute guy
with his knees on the floor.
His face all but buried
as he shouts out for more
his pace getting harried
his seed on the floor
He wants his lover to feel
all the pleasure he can
from the lusty meal
that is his man
I noticed the two
are done with their game
and I notice whos who
Then I cry out with pain
I tried all my charms
but my own darling Heero
has that boy in his arms
And it's then that I know oh!**
I fall to the floor
in an undignified heap
My head is so sore
I just want to weep
I thought he was mine
But I guess I was wrong
All the time I would pine
It seems like so long
But I know it now
I could never be his
Cuz I'm an ugly old sow
Fated to always be Miz.
* Hey, it was hard finding a word that rhymed with Heero ~*~
Mika: Yeah, um, I hope you still have some sanity left. Seriously though, this started out going to be a nice little yaoi poem, heavily laden with innuendo. Then, of its own volition, it seemed to start being a "aww poor widdle relena" poem. Obviously I couldn't let that happen, so I took control of my mind for a little while. And this is the edited version. The full one was slightly too NC-17... Ja ne.....till next time that is .