Disclaimer: JE owns them. I do not. This should be sung to the tune of "Blue Christmas."

~oooOOOooo~

Blue Cojones

~oOo~

I'll have blue cojones without you,
I'll be so hard just thinking about you.
All alone with my thoughts on a warm bed of silk
Stroking my dick, Babe, wishing it was your mouth.

And when my balls start drawing up tight, Babe,
I'll think of you stroking my dick, Babe.
Your warm mouth and small hands bring me right to the edge
But for now, I have blue, bluuuue cojones.

Your warm mouth and small hands bring me right to the edge
But for now, I have blue, bluuuue cojones.