Dean: So wait, I'm supposed to have the hots for Cas? Really? How does that work?
Sam: No idea. I guess you two stare longingly into each other's eyes, well that and that profound bond comment.
Dean: The dude saved me from Hell, turned his back on Heaven for us and gets his ass kicked on a regular basis protecting our asses. What do they expect?
Cas: I'm confused, I kissed Meg, who's technically genderless as am I. I could be a female as easily as a male but either way I don't understand how we would have sex. I don't actually have any biological functions.
Dean: Exactly, which would make you a crappy lay anyway. All that aside I go after chicks, not dudes. I don't think I've ever made a pass at a guy in my life.
Sam: Seems you check out guys' asses, oh and you and I are a thing too.
Dean: Not even going there on that one. So if a guy walks by that's in good shape I can't think, "Hey that guys' pretty ripped" without it making me gay? What kind of screwed up logic is that? Chicks think models are gorgeous, that's why they all want to be like them right? Does that make all chicks gay?
Sam: Apparently.
Dean: What the hell?
Sam: Oh and FYI you're secretly secretly bi because of all this.
Dean: I have said I don't swing that way right?
Sam: Yeah but that just means you're repressing.
Dean: So pretty much no matter what I do people assume I'm something I'm not. How twisted is that?
Sam: Kind of seems a bit weird, especially with everything that's been going on with people wanting to be accepted for how they are and not having things pushed on them.
Cas: While I do care for you, both of you I have no special attraction to you or anyone in that fashion.
Dean: Well you did sleep with that Reaper.
Cas: Yes, which should show that if I had an attraction to a gender it would be female but human biology and emotions affect angels oddly. Hannah and I had that discussion. We were created to care for and guard humans, which is what I tried to tell my fellow angels when before the Fall.
Dean: So let me get this straight Sam, I'm bi, Cas is somehow able to have sex and if that fails you and I are somehow a thing?
Sam: Yeah, but remember attraction isn't just about sex.
Dean: Uh huh, it is for me. Seriously, our lives aren't jacked up enough as it is?
Sam: Guess not.
Dean: Tell you what, how about we just stick to what we do best, be family, hunt monsters, save the world and leave all this supposed relationship drama out of it.
Sam: I'm down with that.
Cas: It does seem simpler.
Dean: Good, I need a drink after this. That and mind bleach. Wow.