Ways to Tell that you're a Narutard
Disclaimer- I do not own the show Naruto, which belongs to Kishimoto (and his amazing mind), I only wrote the miserable piece of work you are about to read.
You know who the 3 Sannin are
You know which animals each summon
You know why the show is called "Naruto"
You can say Tsunade's & Jiraiya's name correctly
You know what the Akatsuki is & what they wear
You can list 5 of their member's
You immediately know what will happen if I say " Dai Kamitachi No Jutsu"
You know what "Ero-sennin" means and who it refers too
You can name the 3 member's of the infamous Uchiha clan who are still alive
You know what the First Hokage's special talent was.
You know who's talking when you hear "Troublesome"
You remember who had his first kiss with Sasuke (and the girl's still envy him)
You know which Astrology sign belongs to each character
You can name two Jinchuuriki's and their demons
You have a Konoha headband……………..
You have broken your foot trying to jump through the trees
You yell "Dattebayo" in the middle of class
You know what will happen if the main character refers to the Fifth as "Baa-chan"
You know who Yondaime's son is
You know where Kakashi goes all the time & why
You can tell me what organization Zabuza belonged to
You know who speaks like this "N-N-Naruto-kun"
You know who used to flick Sasuke in the forehead
You know why Itachi killed his clan but left his brother
You know who mentored the Akatsuki leader
You remember who called Sakura an "Ugly " in the beginning of Shippuden
You know what "Narutard" meant
You know it is going to be ShikaTema in the end (XD)
28)You have sat there reading this entire list, kunai & shuriken in hand, tapping each on your temples until you could remember.