Side Cramp
Summary:One Shot Gilbert and Elizaveta are going to see a movie with their friends, but a side cramp seems to prevent them. Mostly dialogue.

"Ouch!" Elizaveta squeaked. God! I was only pants! A knock came from the door.

"Lizzy, if you want to see the movie get dressed and get out here!" her best friend Gilbert called from the outside of the bedroom. Gilbert isn't the waiting type of guy.

"Hold on a minute. Ow~!"

"What now!"

"I can't put my pants on."

"Of course you can, so put them on!"

"Gil, I seriously can't!"

"Why the hell not!?"

"Because I have a side cramp in my leg..."

"Well, what do you want me to do about it?"

"Come in my room and help me put it on please."

"Are you serious?!"

"I swear on those sweet R18 manga and doujinshi Kiku and Mei Lin let me borrow."

"R18 what?"

"Gilbert!"

"What now! Your just messing with me. C'mon Francis and Tonio are waitin' in the car and we're still going to have to meet up with Alfred and Mathias at the theater."

"Dammit Gil! Help me put these pants on!"

With Gilbert's nonexistent patience was wearing down, he burst into the the bedroom. He found Eilzaveta sitting on her white bench infront of her bedrail. She had one pant leg on and the other off revealing her orange underwear with yellow little Gilbird like birds on it. Gilbert turned a slight shade of pink as he slid the other pant leg on.

"There. Now let's go," Gilbert declared and ran out of the bedroom then back in again.

"Oh and Lizzy,"

"Yes sir?"

"Nice underwear," Gilbert ran to the garage.

"Come back here you!" Elizaveta followed him behind.

I came home with a side cramp and was trying to get out of my jeans and into my comfy pants. I had to find another way to remove it without moving my leg. Then this came to mind.