*i am not responsible for any offensive things in these stories, and cannot be encriminated for such things*


*It was the middle of the night, Cady© and Bakura are in bed. All of a sudden, the doorbell rang*

Cady: I'll get it hunny, and when i get back we can get to the SWEET SWEET LOVIN'!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Ummmmmm..... Okay. *under his breath* Damn, she's irritating!

*Cady opens the door and sees Tea with a bandage on her head, from her previous incedent*

Cady: Ummm... Hi, Welcome to OUR home. Who are you?!

Tea: Hi, I'm Tea, one of Bakura's friends, I wanted to talk to him.

*takes Tea to Bakura who is in his Boxers in the Kitchen, drinking milk*

Tea: Hi, Bakura, How are you? *Flutters her eye lashes*

Bakura: I'm okay.

*Cady comes back from the bedroom*

Cady: Ummmm, Hunny, what's this?

Bakura: I don't know, why don't you search on the melinium items list on the internet?
I heard there was an unknown Item or something like that. That sign looks
like a Mellinium sign.

Cady: Will do! *Goes into the computer room, 5 minutes later, Bakura and Tea hear a scream of
pleasure*
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Cady (overjoyed): It's a Mellenium LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN MAKE THINGS APPEAR WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Cady sees that Tea is blushing and that Bakura looks guilty*

*She grabs the Mellenium Lock*

Cady: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *a rifle appears in Cady's hands* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

*CADY SHOOTS!!! IT HITS TEA RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HER HEAD!!!!!*

Bakura: WHAT THE FU.... FRIGGITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEA: MY LOVE, I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU! *DIES*

*Tea hits the floor and bursts into billions of Cockroaches that all scatter away*

Cady: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! GO TO HELL YOU BIOTCH!!!!!!

Bakura: You got problems, gurl!!!!!

Cady: Well, now that she's gone, lets get back to the SWEET SWEET LOVIN'!!!!!!

Bakura: Ummmmm..... That's okay, I think I'll pass...

Cady: What's up? I KILL ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS, well your MISTRESS, AND YOU DON'T WANNA GET AT IT?!!!! *0*

Bakura: Ummm.... not really!

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*just then SETO KAIBA walks in*

Cady: OOOOOOOOOOOHHH!! TORTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: WHAT?!

Cady (yelling right in Bakura's ear): TORTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: OOOOWWWIEEEEEE!!! THAT WAS MY EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cady: Whatever!....*Grabs the Mellenium Lock* I SUMMON THE WORST, MOST HORRID THING TO SETO KAIBA, TO ENTER OUR PRESENCE,
AND DO MY WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Barney appears*

Barney: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE MMMMMMM..... WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!??????????????????

Cady: HAHAHAHA... oh, I mean, MMMMWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *COUGH, COUGH*

Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Drops to his knees, crying loudly*

Bakura: WHAT THE....!!.....i'm sooo completely lost, they might as well kill me off to....

Cady: WHAT ARE YOU, INSANE!? YOU ARE MY TRUE LOVE, MY LITTLE FUCK MONKEY!!!!!
HOW COULD I EVER DO SUCH A THING?!!!!!!!

Bakura: I'm pretty sure YOU ARE the insane one, after all, I'm not the one calling BARNEY to our house!!!!!

*Cady locks Seto, and Barney in the closet*

Cady: Just do what comes naturally, Big Purple Dude!!!!!!

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