Disclaimer: JE owns them. I do not. This should be sung to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus."
~oooOOOooo~
Here Comes Ranger
~oOo~
"Here comes Ranger!
Here comes Ranger!"
Lula cried the news.
Tank and Lester, Cal and Hector,
riding shotgun, too.
Women fainting, Morelli hating;
Steph just rolled her eyes.
"Fix your hair, girl! Here he comes,"
said Connie with a big deep sigh.
There she is, man!
Steph's right there, man!
Just behind the door.
Go claim your woman, do it now,
Before Morelli starts a war.
The guys all clapped and cheered hooray,
As Ranger jumped out of the truck
No more waiting for some action,
Steph and Ranger will finally f***.