DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything in this story, including the tune to Zetus's song~
WEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~ 8D
Merry Christmas to my fellow Narutards!
In celebration, I share with you my little jingle~
-Merry Christmas-
Things were hectic this winter in the Akatsuki base. Sasori had to re-polish his body after a bad mission. Hidan, after getting his organs gouged out, found that they had not been put back in correctly when they came out into the toilet. Konan, had noticed that somehow, they were going through an entire tube of toothpaste a day. And Deidara had even gotten bubblegum in his hair...
Because so many of the Akatsuki spent so much time in the bathroom, Zetsu decided that since he was in charge of decorations, he should also decorate the bathroom too.
He strolled in with a large box of blubs and lights and other shiney things, and as he hang them he began to sing:
"The twelve things of Christmas that annoy the Akatsuki:
Mistletoe-coated ceilings
Meeting with the family
Konan's homecooked dinner
Kakuzu confronted with charities
Pain's seasonal rules
Kisame's special skin-cream
TOBI'S CHRISTMAS LIST!
Sasori's fear of bonfires
Hidan's rebeling rituals
Presents from Orochimaru and
Itachi's prolonged metaphors!"
When he was done, the bathroom looked horrendous. Perfect!
Kakuzu came inside and walked up to the toilet and started peering inside it. "Zetsu, you haven't seen a liver have you?"
"No, I haven't."
"Dammit." As Kakuzu stuck his hand in the toilet to look farther, Zetsu went to the living room.
The living room was already coated with holiday items. Kisame and Itachi were sitting on the couch while Deidara was sitting on the kitchen counter. Stroking the pink bits from his hair.
"Has it started snowing yet?" Zetsu asked.
Itachi grunted. "Snow is merely the frozen tears falling from heaven made by the angels who-"
"SHUTTUP STUPID UCHIHA!"
-End Chapter-