I was inspired by Sailorstar165 and his Kingdom hearts meets house of mouse fic, and now since it has stopped and with his blessing, lets see how
KRSPACET house of mouse goes ( note this is in the future)
A new house of mouse now stands floating as its own world. And before a gathered host of characters ( no villians unless I state it), a young boy appears. He has reddish brown hair and a Green tang top with a Red pair of stripes like a X across it, green pants and large green shoes.
"Welcome to the house of mouse everyone. I am your host John Victoria" he bowed.
"Go through Puberty!" a voice yelled from the crowd. Ignoring him he continued.
"I'm so glad so many people could come tonight. Lets give a big hand for our employees okay. I'm sure you met our organizer, Haku" he called to a dirty blond haired girl with a white shirt and skirt up front. She waved nervously.
"And I'm sure you've also met our co head waiters, that inseperable duo Sally Sumdac and Tisa Tano!" he called to point out the young, red haired, ponytailed girl with blue eyes and a yellow orange dress, Sally and a alien with dusky red skin, grey and white headtails and a matching purple dress.
"Okay, so we all know a bit of entertainment is good for everyone right, and for that reason we have that nice portal garage for you guys to get in and out, of course some people can't get in, like those annoying Kronos guys, but lets start up with a few cartoons
Cartoon now
A tonto and Omnitrix cartoon
The Acursed Telophone
(Omnitrix walks by Tonto, with a salt shaker on head burying a ravish golden telephone)
Tonto; enog eb enohpelet desruca
Omnitrix; What?
Tonto; (Buries it compeltly) That was the language of my ancestor, from Tontoestan. I have saved my family ( Walks away, Omnitrix digs up phone)
Later
(Omnitrix picks up ringing phone) "Yello" Princess, Numbah 86 and eva drop in, with lipstick
(Omnitrix picks up ringing phone) "Yello" Penguins come out of piping in a slide, take his TV and dissapear back into the piping
(Omnitrix picks up ringing phone) "Yello" Omnitrix gets turned into Omni Amuck
(Omnitrix picks up ringing phone) "Yello" A wolf suit falls down out of nowhere, Rolf comes in, attacks him with a giant fish angirly
(Omnitrix picks up ringing phone) "Yello" Omnitrix exploded, his spirit gets blown away
Later
"Wha" he blinks, and finds himself, without an omnitrix in a large, plump crow. Looks around, tries to fly and Lionblaze jumps in and turns him into fresh kill
Uh, he somehow gets back and out of that, and
(Doofemsmirtz walks by Omnitrix, with a salt shaker on head burying a ravish golden telephone)
Omnitrix; enog eb enohpelet desruca
Doofemsmirtz; What?
End
Applause rains down around the crowd.
"Really, they could have told me that that phone was bad, right" the half grey half brown haired, hunchbacked, pharmicist looking Dr. Hienz Doofemsmirtz told his neighbour, a green robot that sort of looked like a giant bug.
"Waspinator just happy that Doofemmsirtz took some of the load off Waspinator. Waspinator hate blowing up"
"True" he replied to his friend as Sally skated over like one of those old fashioned diners with a plate of gormet Lindburger cheese and crackers. Tasting some he sighed in content.
"Ah aged cheese"
"And now, for a another funny toon" John announced.
Cartoon now
A Star wars B1 Droid cartoon
A day to a droid
Start
A tall, orange yellow droid, with a large nose was walking down a hallway.
"Hey, you heading to the mess hall, I here the've got hot oil" a fellow droid said passing.
"No thanks, I feel like heading to the Gym"
At the Gym
"Huff Huff Huff" he panted as he ran around the sides a gym.
"Don't give me a weak battery power. Show us that 90 miles a charge hardware toaster!" a droid with a coach whistle yelled. Panting the droid kept running and running and running until he crossed the finish line.
"Adequate" the coach said. Saluting, the droid fell apart, with the head on top.
"I hate this physical improvment program, I thought car miles were a bad thing for machines"
End the cartoon
"Bravo, Bravo" a similar looking droid clapped.
"Hey, that looked like my uncle bolts, I wondered where he went" another droid commented, guggling down a coffee cup of oil.
"Who invited them in" Tisa muttered to Sally as they walked away from the rust buckets.
"Hey, I haven't heard them try to shoot anyone recently, and that's good enough" Sally shrugged.
"Okay, that's all folks" John said from the stage. "And now a world from our sponsers" and that giant whistle thing appeared.
"Tonight's show was brought to you by Tonto Industries" and a logo of a green circle with a black figure inside of it like a hourglass with a squirel's head on one side and an alligator's on the other " a multi investor industry.
Well, feedback is appreciated