A/N: In which all belongs to the amazing J.R.R Tolkien R&R
It was a sunny cloudless day in the land of Mirkwood, also known as Greenwood the Great. The War of the Ring was finally over and the crownless became King. With the elves departure to go overseas the beauty of Mirkwood was fading, just as the other elven realms.
Yet the silence in the forest was shattered as horse hooves struck the floors. The horse was pulled to a stop by a young courier for Gondor. He called out," My lords I bear a warning from the King of Gondor."
All of the elves stopped to see the courier. The royal family went straight to him. The courier was pale and had sheen of sweat on his brow. The horse was foaming at the mouth and was twitching as if to eager to leave. He dismounted off his horse and bowed to the king of Mirkwood. Thranduil gave him a simple nod.
"What tidings do you bring from King Elessar?" A prince with golden hair and with a face fairer among his own people inquired. The courier came to him barely reaching his chest.
"Are you Prince Legolas?" The courier asked warily. The prince nodded. The courier removed a letter from his tunic and shakily gave it to Legolas.
"The King gave this to me when they took over the White city." The courier said with unshed tears in his eyes. Legolas' eyes widened and he opened the letter.
Legolas my dearest friend they have came. They have came in hordes and legions. They have a power none could surpass. They have taken all young able bodied men. They have beauty so great not even my wife the Evenstar could compare to. They call themselves Mary-Sues. Take your people and run for they will find you. All secret passages in Gondor that only the kings knew about were filled with this Mary-sues. Run and take your people and don't look back.
With all honor Aragon,Strider,and now King Elessar.
As soon as he finished his letter the entire land of Mirkwood emptied out of the forest to see something that made them cry out in fear.
In front of them stood women so beautiful and graceful it was painful to look at them for to long. Women stepped forward and said, "Take the males we want the males." Every male screamed out in horror.