I know I don't own Harry Potter so yeah. Anyway, this is stuff from my
sixth grade that I redid. I know it really sucks, but it is way better then
it was before. Just check the original version that can be located on the
bottom half of the fic. I couldn't spell then and I still can't. Thank god
for computers and my friend badgering me about my spelling and grammar for
the past 3 years. She doesn't have a life off the internet. Oh well.
Revised Version:
Due: 12/7/01
When I came home again I found a piece of half-eaten cake and the T.V. on the weather channel. So I quickly turned off the T.V. and took the cake to the kitchen where I shoved it into the refrigerator so when I got home from school next year I would open the fridge to find it. All rotten and moldy most likely, but I couldn't really worry about that right now. After hiding the cake I made my way upstairs to my 'dark' bedroom. My parents called it 'dark' because it had black walls with deep pine furniture. It was all I needed. That, food, and a lot of things to blow up to relieve my anger when my parents made me come downstairs for a lecture. If I had to sit through one more of those things I would seriously rip off of their heads. They never bothered making it any cheerful for some reason. It may be because of the animals. Dragons, unicorns, and those things. I came home with. Nah. But back to the story. I made my way up to my bedroom where I grabbed my whoopee cushion that I had to hide under my bed mattress with all my other 'personal' stuff. I couldn't show my parents that I had several explosives and other practical joke stuff. Afterwards I made my way out of the house and towards my damned parents who were waiting in the car. They greeted me with bright and cheery smiles, and I replied with a forced one. It made them ignore me.
Soon we arrived at Kings Cross, to my great relief. I forced them to leave me alone and made my way through the barrier. I hadn't told them about this because they would then want to see me off and I would have be taunted by my friends for the rest of the year. Once on the platform I made my way to an empty compartment and lifted my stuff in.
It was now 20 minutes 'till the train would leave the station. My friends and I always arrived at this time so we could have enough time to see all the little midgets who would join the school this year. This reminded me that they hadn't arrived yet. I then started to look and around the corner I could see the two figures of my friends approach. They were talking to each other in whispers as if they were planning to do something. Evil. Or just funny. I didn't say anything as they came past me and onto the train. I just walked behind them eavesdropping. It was a habit I had picked up when I was very little. No one trusted me when I was around.
"So, during the last week of school we put some laxatives in everyone's drinks. Everyone's but ours," Liz-Liz said.
"The compartment to your left and please tell me what we're planning to do at the end of the year," I said, pointing to the door that was to their left. They weren't shocked by my sudden sentence of speech; instead they just walked into the compartment and sat down on opposite sides after putting their trunks onto the upper shelf. "So, what's the plan for this year?" I asked while looking out the window as Liz-Liz soundproofed the room.
"At the end of the year we're gonna put some lactate in everyone's drinks and make all the bathrooms seem as if they lead into another dimension so they would have to use the bushes," Raquel said quite plainly as she sat down with her hand on her knee.
"Ohhh. To see the look on their faces once they come out from behind the bushes with the worst smell surrounding them." Liz-Liz said happily as she also sat down by Raquel, who was now looking out the window with the blankest expression. If anyone walked into the room they wouldn't notice, and if they did the intruder's face would most likely end up on the floor of the silent compartment.
"I'll do the spell to get the stuff in the drinks, you." I then pointed to Li-Liz, "You can get the ingredients. And Raquel you can curse the bathrooms so their entrances end up in other dimensions. Is that good enough?" I only received two silent nods.
"Now, we'll need to make our schedule for the year," I said, looking out the window for a few more seconds, then turning away and pulling out some paper and a pen from my pocket.
"Hmm." came Liz-Liz's voice.
Quills would take too long. And they would smudge," Raquel said hopping over so she was next to me.
"I've already written the dates of the week and months on this so now we just need to figure out who goes where." I stated plainly, when the door opened to an intruder. "What do you want Malfoy?" I asked.
"Why is it that we always have to dispose of the weaklings first?" Liz-Liz said, eyeing Malfoy with a glint in her eye.
He backed away at this comment and walked out into the hallway, again closing the door.
"Just be happy it wasn't Tisha," Raquel said. Once again the door opened and in walked in the one and only Tisha Eaton. "Spoke too soon."
"I'm sorry, but I have to at least get rid of someone before we leave this god forsaken station," Liz-Liz said grabbing her scythe from hammerspace. "I'm glad I always keep this handy now," she said, looking at Tisha through the reflection on the scythe as she polished it. "Soon it will be stained with your blood."
"Don't make her bleed on the carpet," I said as Liz-Liz knocked Tisha's head off. Making it roll over to my feet. "Now we have to clean the carpet so no one knows who did it this time." Gathering up the wide-eyed head and walking over to the bleeding carcass the train suddenly started to move and yells of goodbye could be heard from outside.
"So what do we do with this thing?" Liz-Liz asked, nudging the corpse with her foot, causing the last nerves to twitch. "I thought that only happened with animals," she pointed out as Tisha twitched like a salted slug.
"Oh well. She's dead. Lets move on, shall we?" I said, only to have the head that was in my hands fall to the floor and roll over to Tisha's body where it reattached itself. "Bloody Hell. Liz. Knock her head off and give the head as a gift to someone. They will find some interest in them," I added as Tisha stood up.
"Go to hell!" Liz-Liz said knocking off her head once again with her scythe. "Will this come off?" she added as she looked at the blood on her weapon.
"If it doesn't it's your problem. Should I use blue or pink ribbon?" Raquel said as she picked up the head.
"Blue," I said as I also wrapped a ribbon around the bodies' neck.
"Now who should they be sent to?" Lizzy asked trying to wipe some of the blood off on someone's clothes (like they would miss them).
"The enemies of our school should have fun with them don't you think. They'll most likely think the other did it to them 'less they are have wrong and kinky thoughts like us. We'll have to see." Cas-Cas added sitting down next to Raquel as she wrote the two notes.
'Have fun!' Raquel wrote on two cards that would go with the little presents we had just wrapped.
"If I look at that with my perverted mind I see two very wrong images," I pointed out to my two friends.
"Please Cas-Cas never put those images in my mind," Raquel said closing her eyes and trying to get rid of the images.
"What do you mean?" Liz-Liz asked in confusion.
"Use the perverted side of your brain and put these words in your mind: Potter, a decapitated body, Malfoy, a severed head, and two cute cards that say 'Have fun!'," Raquel tried to explain.
In her mind the hamster on the wheel had to stop on the one half and move through its feces (poopy) to the other wheel that was connected to her perverted side where it started to make the wheel spin. "That's gonna scar me for life," she said, imagining all the possibilities.
"Don't put those images in my mind ever again Cas-Cas," Raquel said as she sent the head floating on its way to Potter, and the body to Malfoy.
"Now can we get back to the schedule or something else," Liz-Liz said, taking a seat next to me. While her hamster made its way across it's feces and to the other wheel that was the un-perverted side of her brain.
"Fine then," I said slightly annoyed, but I pulled out the schedule and they started putting peoples name into the dates.
Original Version:
due: 12/7/01
When I came home again I found a piece of cake half-eaten and the Television on so I went back in and turned the T.V. off and threw away the half eaten piece of cake. Then I went upstairs and got my whoppy chousion to joke around. Afterwards I went to the war for my parents to drive me to Kings Cross.
When I arrived at King's cross I waved goodbye to my parents for the year and walked onto the platform 9 3/4. Next, since I didn't see Raquel and Lizzy I put my stuff in one of the compartments and waited for Lizzy and Raquel. They both arrived together and I overhear them say: "So on the 2nd to last day at Hogwarts we're go put lactouse in everyones goblets, but ours!" Came Raquels voice. "Hey Cassy! How was your summer? Mine was boring until I went over to Lizzy's." saying happily. "With the lactous plan Lizzy we need to say that the bathrooms are under construction. Ohh to see the looks on their faces when they have to hold it in until the very end of school! But we'll need to put a curse on the bathroom doors not to open. Snake will be so hilarious as well as Malfoy." I reply excitedly as I help Raquel and Lizzy get their trunks onboard.
Once we were onboard, moving and the compartments door shut tight with a curse I knew to make the room sound pruff. "So! We need to make a list of what we need and how to get the ingredients." Lizzy said smartly. Then she added "We'll also need to find out how to get the lactous in to everyones goblet, but ours. And finally who's going to do what!" "Thats easy!" I say. "I'll do the bathrooms curse and figure out. Not do though. How to get the stuff into the goblets. "Then I'll do the charm to get the lactous into the goblets and Lizzy can organize and get out the ingredients. Right!" Raquel added quickly. "Right!" Lizzy and I said in unison.
Revised Version:
Due: 12/7/01
When I came home again I found a piece of half-eaten cake and the T.V. on the weather channel. So I quickly turned off the T.V. and took the cake to the kitchen where I shoved it into the refrigerator so when I got home from school next year I would open the fridge to find it. All rotten and moldy most likely, but I couldn't really worry about that right now. After hiding the cake I made my way upstairs to my 'dark' bedroom. My parents called it 'dark' because it had black walls with deep pine furniture. It was all I needed. That, food, and a lot of things to blow up to relieve my anger when my parents made me come downstairs for a lecture. If I had to sit through one more of those things I would seriously rip off of their heads. They never bothered making it any cheerful for some reason. It may be because of the animals. Dragons, unicorns, and those things. I came home with. Nah. But back to the story. I made my way up to my bedroom where I grabbed my whoopee cushion that I had to hide under my bed mattress with all my other 'personal' stuff. I couldn't show my parents that I had several explosives and other practical joke stuff. Afterwards I made my way out of the house and towards my damned parents who were waiting in the car. They greeted me with bright and cheery smiles, and I replied with a forced one. It made them ignore me.
Soon we arrived at Kings Cross, to my great relief. I forced them to leave me alone and made my way through the barrier. I hadn't told them about this because they would then want to see me off and I would have be taunted by my friends for the rest of the year. Once on the platform I made my way to an empty compartment and lifted my stuff in.
It was now 20 minutes 'till the train would leave the station. My friends and I always arrived at this time so we could have enough time to see all the little midgets who would join the school this year. This reminded me that they hadn't arrived yet. I then started to look and around the corner I could see the two figures of my friends approach. They were talking to each other in whispers as if they were planning to do something. Evil. Or just funny. I didn't say anything as they came past me and onto the train. I just walked behind them eavesdropping. It was a habit I had picked up when I was very little. No one trusted me when I was around.
"So, during the last week of school we put some laxatives in everyone's drinks. Everyone's but ours," Liz-Liz said.
"The compartment to your left and please tell me what we're planning to do at the end of the year," I said, pointing to the door that was to their left. They weren't shocked by my sudden sentence of speech; instead they just walked into the compartment and sat down on opposite sides after putting their trunks onto the upper shelf. "So, what's the plan for this year?" I asked while looking out the window as Liz-Liz soundproofed the room.
"At the end of the year we're gonna put some lactate in everyone's drinks and make all the bathrooms seem as if they lead into another dimension so they would have to use the bushes," Raquel said quite plainly as she sat down with her hand on her knee.
"Ohhh. To see the look on their faces once they come out from behind the bushes with the worst smell surrounding them." Liz-Liz said happily as she also sat down by Raquel, who was now looking out the window with the blankest expression. If anyone walked into the room they wouldn't notice, and if they did the intruder's face would most likely end up on the floor of the silent compartment.
"I'll do the spell to get the stuff in the drinks, you." I then pointed to Li-Liz, "You can get the ingredients. And Raquel you can curse the bathrooms so their entrances end up in other dimensions. Is that good enough?" I only received two silent nods.
"Now, we'll need to make our schedule for the year," I said, looking out the window for a few more seconds, then turning away and pulling out some paper and a pen from my pocket.
"Hmm." came Liz-Liz's voice.
Quills would take too long. And they would smudge," Raquel said hopping over so she was next to me.
"I've already written the dates of the week and months on this so now we just need to figure out who goes where." I stated plainly, when the door opened to an intruder. "What do you want Malfoy?" I asked.
"Why is it that we always have to dispose of the weaklings first?" Liz-Liz said, eyeing Malfoy with a glint in her eye.
He backed away at this comment and walked out into the hallway, again closing the door.
"Just be happy it wasn't Tisha," Raquel said. Once again the door opened and in walked in the one and only Tisha Eaton. "Spoke too soon."
"I'm sorry, but I have to at least get rid of someone before we leave this god forsaken station," Liz-Liz said grabbing her scythe from hammerspace. "I'm glad I always keep this handy now," she said, looking at Tisha through the reflection on the scythe as she polished it. "Soon it will be stained with your blood."
"Don't make her bleed on the carpet," I said as Liz-Liz knocked Tisha's head off. Making it roll over to my feet. "Now we have to clean the carpet so no one knows who did it this time." Gathering up the wide-eyed head and walking over to the bleeding carcass the train suddenly started to move and yells of goodbye could be heard from outside.
"So what do we do with this thing?" Liz-Liz asked, nudging the corpse with her foot, causing the last nerves to twitch. "I thought that only happened with animals," she pointed out as Tisha twitched like a salted slug.
"Oh well. She's dead. Lets move on, shall we?" I said, only to have the head that was in my hands fall to the floor and roll over to Tisha's body where it reattached itself. "Bloody Hell. Liz. Knock her head off and give the head as a gift to someone. They will find some interest in them," I added as Tisha stood up.
"Go to hell!" Liz-Liz said knocking off her head once again with her scythe. "Will this come off?" she added as she looked at the blood on her weapon.
"If it doesn't it's your problem. Should I use blue or pink ribbon?" Raquel said as she picked up the head.
"Blue," I said as I also wrapped a ribbon around the bodies' neck.
"Now who should they be sent to?" Lizzy asked trying to wipe some of the blood off on someone's clothes (like they would miss them).
"The enemies of our school should have fun with them don't you think. They'll most likely think the other did it to them 'less they are have wrong and kinky thoughts like us. We'll have to see." Cas-Cas added sitting down next to Raquel as she wrote the two notes.
'Have fun!' Raquel wrote on two cards that would go with the little presents we had just wrapped.
"If I look at that with my perverted mind I see two very wrong images," I pointed out to my two friends.
"Please Cas-Cas never put those images in my mind," Raquel said closing her eyes and trying to get rid of the images.
"What do you mean?" Liz-Liz asked in confusion.
"Use the perverted side of your brain and put these words in your mind: Potter, a decapitated body, Malfoy, a severed head, and two cute cards that say 'Have fun!'," Raquel tried to explain.
In her mind the hamster on the wheel had to stop on the one half and move through its feces (poopy) to the other wheel that was connected to her perverted side where it started to make the wheel spin. "That's gonna scar me for life," she said, imagining all the possibilities.
"Don't put those images in my mind ever again Cas-Cas," Raquel said as she sent the head floating on its way to Potter, and the body to Malfoy.
"Now can we get back to the schedule or something else," Liz-Liz said, taking a seat next to me. While her hamster made its way across it's feces and to the other wheel that was the un-perverted side of her brain.
"Fine then," I said slightly annoyed, but I pulled out the schedule and they started putting peoples name into the dates.
Original Version:
due: 12/7/01
When I came home again I found a piece of cake half-eaten and the Television on so I went back in and turned the T.V. off and threw away the half eaten piece of cake. Then I went upstairs and got my whoppy chousion to joke around. Afterwards I went to the war for my parents to drive me to Kings Cross.
When I arrived at King's cross I waved goodbye to my parents for the year and walked onto the platform 9 3/4. Next, since I didn't see Raquel and Lizzy I put my stuff in one of the compartments and waited for Lizzy and Raquel. They both arrived together and I overhear them say: "So on the 2nd to last day at Hogwarts we're go put lactouse in everyones goblets, but ours!" Came Raquels voice. "Hey Cassy! How was your summer? Mine was boring until I went over to Lizzy's." saying happily. "With the lactous plan Lizzy we need to say that the bathrooms are under construction. Ohh to see the looks on their faces when they have to hold it in until the very end of school! But we'll need to put a curse on the bathroom doors not to open. Snake will be so hilarious as well as Malfoy." I reply excitedly as I help Raquel and Lizzy get their trunks onboard.
Once we were onboard, moving and the compartments door shut tight with a curse I knew to make the room sound pruff. "So! We need to make a list of what we need and how to get the ingredients." Lizzy said smartly. Then she added "We'll also need to find out how to get the lactous in to everyones goblet, but ours. And finally who's going to do what!" "Thats easy!" I say. "I'll do the bathrooms curse and figure out. Not do though. How to get the stuff into the goblets. "Then I'll do the charm to get the lactous into the goblets and Lizzy can organize and get out the ingredients. Right!" Raquel added quickly. "Right!" Lizzy and I said in unison.