Author Note: First off, this is my first time doing a Deadpool fanfiction and I'm doing this my way in anticipation of the movie release. And importantly, this is an early Halloween special to Kaloomte-Cassy on Deviantart for her Fright Month and I hope she likes it. (I'm not telling you if this is a set of spoilers, so consider this a special event one-shot for now lol)
AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, THIS IS GOING TO BE EXPLICIT IN SOME MANNER...DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ!
Serena entered the apartment and expected it to be the usual pig sty, blinking in surprise to see the entirety of each room was cleaner than what Deadpool would consider normal. She let her bag fall to the ground by the door and she turned the lock in place, she was so tired and all she wanted was to eat a few chimichangas and then snuggle with her Merc. Letting her leather jacket slowly land on top of her bag, she heated up her food and set some Bollywood music on with a low enough volume that wouldn't disturb the neighbors.
She grinned as Mr. Snookums ran over and barked at her for love, leaving muddy paw prints on her clothes. Serena had learned to not care so much, the dog was too eager and lovable to get mad at. She leaned down and gave him a tight hug, him wagging his tail with a light bark of "Welcome home, female human."
Hearing the microwave ding after her food was finished heating up, she quickly checked the dishes for the dog and walked over to get her food...
Deadpool watched as Serena collected her food and start to eat by the counter with her back to him, he let a trouble making grin show as he quickly put the hat in place. Serena was dancing to her music and unaware of the approaching figure in silence and he couldn't stop from getting turned on at how she danced sensually to the upbeat song, completely different from what he listened to more than not.
He felt her pulse spike as the finger claws lightly wrapped around her throat, "Wanna suck face," he whispered in her ear as he pressed his hard erection against her hip.
What he didn't expect was for Serena to push him onto the couch with all the strength she could possess, "How's this for a wet dream?!" He watched as she strode over and knelt before him, her perky breasts almost spilling out of the red bra she wore. "I ate the last chimichangas,"
Deadpool watched her cackle before running off, he growled and chased after her.