Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! If I did, I would NOT be sitting here now… Please DON'T sue me… Meh... Not like you'd get much if you tried…
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Narrator: Wait! I'm the narrator for Pokémon- what am I doing here? OK- when do we go on the air? Oh- right. Yugi, Joey and Seto decided to take a break from all the hard work duelling, and went camping for the weekend. Téa dragged the rest of her cheerleading squad with her. The squad now consists of herself, Tristan, Bakura, Serenity and Mai.
Mai: Hey! I'm not a cheerleader- I already graduated from high school.
Tristan: WOW! To we get some of those cool pom-poms too?
Narrator: Seto's younger brother Mokuba came too, after whining for several weeks
Mokuba: Whining is my specialty. *Big grin*
(Campsite)
Seto: OK, we're ready *standing next to a three storey high tent with garden with sundial attached to one side and a swimming pool on the other*
Mokuba: Uh Seto, are you SURE we're in the right place? Yugi and his friends haven't arrived yet.
Seto: With the Wheeler dog in tow, that is hardly surprising. I suspect it forgot many things and made the whole party go back to retrieve them.
*A minibus arrives and everyone gets out, including Grandpa, carrying bags*
Yugi: Hi Kaiba, hi Mokuba, sorry we're late- we left a few things behind.
Seto: (To Mokuba) Let's hope Wheeler was one of them.
*Minibus explodes*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Joey: *streaming eyes* NO! That had my entire Duel Monster deck in there!
Seto: *choking, trying not to laugh*
Yugi: Kaiba, this really isn't funny ya know? *Walks off to some random place to laugh- I mean… Umm… Grieve… Yeah*
Duke: Hi *takes deep breath* Kaiba, Kaiba Junior, Slut, Friendship obsessed freak, hot girl, chump that she doesn't like, Dude with the freaky ring, Wheeler the Dog and Pharaoh that just walked off.
*Everybody ignores him*
Duke: Aww… *walks off*
Téa: I'm gonna go have a shower in a tent that conveniently just appeared over there *points at a tree*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Téa: *walks off to tree and starts having a shower with imaginary water*
Yugi: *walks back to group* I'm back.
Seto: *cough* WHEELER'S DECK *cough*
Yugi: Say, why is Téa standing naked under a branch of that tree?
Joey: You don't HAVE to look you know.
Yugi: I know *carried on watching*
Mokuba: Hey, why aren't I saying anything?
Serenity: Yeah, and me.
Bakura: Because… *starts singing* Nobody likes you, everybody hates you, You're gonna go eat worms…
Yugi: Good for you.
Mokuba: Hey, I know! Let's go skinny-dipping in our pool!
Tristan: Look, I know you like me, and want to see me with ALL my kit off, but now just isn't the right time.
Mokuba: Aww… *Eyes streaming*
Téa: *shouting at the tree* You know Mr. Tree you should really value your friends more.
Yugi: *sweatdrop* What the Hell is she talking about?
Bakura: I think… *reads mind, even though he doesn't have the Millennium Ring because he ate it, and he wouldn't be able to read minds anyway* That she's mad with the tree, because it is, apparently, fighting with it's friends to get nutrients from the ground.
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Yugi: *digivolves into Yami* Yugi Digivolved to… Yami!
OK, that was just… Strange… Well, it was actually normal for me… But still…