The Incredible Memoirs of Mr Jin
Prologue
I'm Jin.
That's right. Jin. The child of a woman, a man, and a devil. You can see the normality already. Most of you know the story - fathers disappear, mother gets killed, packed off to live with grandpa. Though Namco has filled your heads with an alternative version of my tale. Between the third and fourth Iron Fist tournaments, I did indeed live in Australia for a while. It was during this time I first met Dante (that's right, Devil May Cry Dante). We soon developed a close friendship based on our mutual love of drinking. Through this, on a night out, we met Genesis Rhapsodos.
Genesis, Dante and myself decided to form a band, with Dante on drums, myself on guitar and Genesis on vocals. We called our band "Genesis and the Rhapsodos's". Shortly after releasing our record (which was met with little acclaim), the band was forced to split, mostly due to our inability to find a bass player (though Yoshimitsu did apply for the position). Oh yeah, and Genesis died. Dante and I decided to keep going with music, and formed our new band, "Dante and Jin's Devilish Rock Explosion". This band too released a record, our full length album "Devil Demon Duo", which was met with some positive reviews, despite being half finished as we were kicked out of the studio for drunken behaviour. After this, the events of the fourth tournament took place, and in the days between the fourth and fifth tournament, I booked some time in a local studio and recorded my solo experimental psychadelic rock album "Kackt". After this, the events of the sixth tournament took place. Most of you have got your own ideas about how it ended, but I will tell you the truth. I kicked Lars' ass. But, my falling down a pit with Azazel did come true. When I eventually pulled myself out of the deep chasm, Kazuya had taken control of the Zaibatsu once more. I managed to pull what little money I had and buy myself a flat (apartment). It was a fixer-upper, so I got it at a great price. I just haven't fixed it up.
Kazuya started acting very strangely towards me at this point, treating me nice, buying me gifts, giving me money. I know you're thinking 'what's wrong with that?'. Problem is, the man treats me as if I'm three years old.
I'll paint the scene for you: Myself, Hwoarang, and Asuka were enjoying a night out at Law's (sushi bar by day, karaoke bar by night) when Kazuya strides in, pulls the bar stool right out from under me, and puts a baby's high chair in it's place. I should point out, before we go any further, to save confusion, Kazuya and Devil somehow found a way to split themselves in half, though while doing this, managed to half their intelligence at the same time, and both developed a want to get to know me in a father-son environment. Yet again, I know what you're thinking. 'How the hell could that ever happen?' To be honest, I have not got a fucking idea. It just did. But anyway, that's enough of an intro. Best get on with the incredible memoirs of Mr Jin.