Note: My first fic on this site, in this language, in this dead fandom - enjoy this shit. Enjoy the gay, and the badly written fanfic... uhh;;
Don't kill me I swear to god I thought it was a good idea
Pls review!
Alright, this was some crazy shit that's happening right now.
The atmosphere is so awkward he couldn't breathe freely, he looks over his shoulder every second at the other, embarassed and confused. Okay, maybe it was a bit exciting too, but hella it was weird.
What happened exactly? Well...
This day started out okay, and he even dare to say nice - at least till now.
For once, Oncie decided he doesn't need to rush to take a shower, mostly because he felt very relaxed with his new book in his hand, plus there was no sign of his older, greedy self, that's why he lived with the thought he finally can have an enjoyable day without that sadistic, moody bastard abusing, and ruining him - so when he finally got there it was late at night. He hummed a song cheerfully, swaying his hips to it, while he washed himself calmly.
He was enjoying this shower a little too much, because he didn't even notice when the door slammed open, clothes fell to the ground, and suddenly there was a body standing next to him - that's the only thing he noticed.
The Once-ler, for example these situations, wished he hasn't got the girliest scream ever.
"Goddamnit, would you stop that? I had enough bitching today, thank you," The greedy one growled, annoyed, and glared at his younger, innocent self. If looks could kill, he was sure he was under the ground in his grave.
"B-but h-how... and... when d-did you get in here?! Aren't you still busy o-or something?" The Once-ler couldn't help but voice his question, even though he knew his stuttering and questioning his actions irritated his other half much farther.
Greed-ler clicked his tongue, because sometimes he didn't understand why his younger self was so dumb and couldn't read his mood. And well, guess what - he definitely isn't in the mood for this shit right now.
"Look, Oncie - just shut up will you?" He said in a dangerous tone - decided he'll go with the easy way and this will finally makes him cut the crap out.
"A-ah, yeah..yeah? I guess, I-I'm sorry.." Oncie gulped, he really wanted to have a nice shower and not a bloody one.
So he continued to wash his body this time quietly, and kept glancing at his older self. He couldn't help it, but he kept looking at the business man, at how peaceful he was getting under the fresh, hot water, how sexy his body looked with all the dripping, and...
Then there was a chuckle and he looked up from the tasty body that was a bit different from his, even though the other is ,,him".
He wished he would just die out of embarassment - green orbs was looking straight at him, and the other was smirking, pretty amused now with his innocent self, his earlier grumpiness was disappeared with the water in the sink, and Oncie fucking knew it already.
He. Was. Fucked.
Literally, excuse you.
"Hey, did you know that your staring is pretty obvious? Don't be a stalker, bad idea," he grinned, because he found this situation so funny, he loved it when the younger one was a blushing mess. Then The Greed-ler grabbed the embarassed one's arms and pushed the other to the wall with force. When Oncie whimpered, his grip on him tightened, and one of his hands found his butt, grabbed them, digging his sharp nails into the flesh, making the younger one moan from the sudden roughness, and touch, "You're so freaking lucky your senpai noticed you," he chuckled again, leaned close to the other's ear, whispering;
"You don't believe how many pathetic kouhais would be in your place, darling."