Jerry: Welcome to the Jerry Springer show. Today's topic is love triangles.
Today we have a young woman , who is tired of coming 2nd place to another woman, come on out Kagome!
Kagome: Hi Jerry, I'm so happy to be on the show , but anyway I told this man I loved him only for him to say it back , then he goes around and sneaks to go see his stupid ex_girlfriend.
Jerry: Okay let's bring out that 2-timing Inu-yasha!
Inu-yasha: Screw you Jerry,anyway who said I still see Kikyo.
Kagome: I've seen you do it hundreds of times, plus Myoga always tells me when he sees you!
Inu-yasha: He's a big , fat liar!
Kagome: JUST LIKE YOU!!!!!
Jerry: Okay let's bring out Kikyo!
Kikyo: Hello Jerry.
Jerry: So Kikyo do you even love Inu-yasha.
Kikyo: Of course I do!
Kagome: Yeah right!
Kikyo: Shut up!
Kagome: I wanna see you make me!
Kagome and Kikyo fight. Kagome snatches out Kikyo's weave and knocks out a few teeth. Kikyo on the other hand gets in a few punches but gracefully loses.
Jerry: You two stay calm!
Kagome: HEY KIKYO, Looks likes that pretty hair wasn't real!
Kikyo: Shut up!
Inu-yasha : This is pointless.
Kagome: (slap)* OH! THIS IS POINTLESS, SO I GUESS YOU REALLY WANT KIKYO DON'T YOU!
Inu-yasha: No, I love you , but it's mixed emotions with her.
Kagome: Mixed emotions huh! Inu-yasha I am have had enough , so right here and RIGHT FRIKKEN NOW, I WANT YOU TO MAKE YOUR CHOICE OR SHE CAN JUST HAVE YOUR 2-TIMING,ARROGANT,STUPID,HEART BREAKING,SORRY BUTT!
Ha ha! Cliffhanger . Tune in soon I'll write very soon!