Everybody Loves Frieza
Cravings
"«La vida se alimenta de la vida; es cruel, pero es la voluntad Divina." ANTHONY LEEUWENHOEK-cazadores de microbios
Tired, Dodoria rubbed his eyes. For the last few weeks, he had been looking for Frieza's last crabbing; finally he was able to 'find' it. now, he just wanted to deliver it, and hopped for his boss not to enter into another maddening craving phase, and if so, he just prayed for Zarbon or any other soldier were available.
Dodoria saw the package besides him in the small ship. In some more minutes he will land on Frieza's main ship and finally see his leader; he just he was in a good mood and liked his food.
How in the galactic hell did Frieza could ever think he could find unicorn eggs in tomato sauce?!
Unicorns, besides of been almost extinct in the universe, definitely do not come from eggs; yet, Frieza out of the blue got exactly that crabbing.
So, with some genetic ingenuity-((no)… with genetic engineering…, a little bit of luck, and a fake certificate of 'unicorn eggs', finally he got the 'delicious' damn dish. Now... it was yet to be seen if Frieza liked it.
Dodoria sighed. He had no chance. Well. Anyway, Life was overrated...
*Smithback notes:
Spanish is my native tongue, so if you see some mistakes let me know and I'll fix them.
Thanks, bye
04-30-2016
Dodoria, Zarbon and all the soldiers at the service of Frieza have plenty of stories about their lord.