Bandit: Hey guys! It's bandit here and I've managed to get the members of Team Natsu to my house! It's so awesome!
Lucy: *glares* You kidnapped me and bribed the others with food…
Erza: *eating strawberry cake*
Natsu: *eating curry*
Happy: *eating fish*
Gray: *clears throat* Actually, I agreed to come here for protection.
Lucy: From what?!
Gray: Juvia.
Lucy: Oh… that makes sense.
Gray: I have a really good question though. *looks at Bandit with a raised eyebrow* Who are you, who are you talking to, and why are we here?
Bandit: My dear Gray-senpai that's three sentences! Teehee, you should have said questions with a plural.
Gray: Who cares?
Bandit: I do.
Gray: -.-
Lucy: You haven't answered the questions yet…
Natsu: *swallows mouthful* Yeah, I'm curious too now.
Bandit: Well, my names Bandit and I'm talking to our readers. As we speak I have enchanted the room with something called a phone so every word spoken is written down by my friend for people to read. The reason you guys are here is to answer peoples questions. Team Natsu has become famous in both my universe and yours, and many people have questions for you guys.
Lucy: I'm not answering any of your questions, you kidnapped me.
Bandit: *gives a deathly glare thats even worse than Erza's* You will all answer the readers questions or I will rip your organs out of your body…
Everyone: Aye!
Bandit: Good, glad thats over with. I have no questions for you guys right now, I'm just introducing you the the readers so they know who their asking questions to.
Lucy: I guess this will be fun…
Gray: I don't have a problem with it.
Natsu: Lets do this!
Happy: Aye!
Erza: As long as I can eat cake in each chapter then I have no protests.
Bandit: Yus! *fist pump* Alrighty, I'll see you guys next chapter then! For the people reading this be sure to comment questions for our friends on team Natsu. BTW, Gray's mine and if anyone touches him you may find your missing a limb or two. Alrighty, see ya!
Gray: *shivers* Oh god, she's worse than Juvia…
Lucy: Don't worry about it, Gray, it'll get better.
Gray: It better.
