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I'm spitting these out like babies. I heard this song for the first time earlier, and then went to see Megamind, and this is their lovechild. If you are offended by MaleXMale, then I recommend you click the back button or exit out of your browser now. And pssh, I didn't even use the whole song. :D

Pairing: Very light, fluffy and angsty Megamind/Metroman

DICLAIMER: I don't own Megamind or the song 'Dancing with Tears in My Eyes' by Ke$ha.

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Here we go

Welcome to my funeral

Without you I don't even have a pulse

All alone it's dark and cold

With every move I die

Megamind couldn't believe it. He had finally beaten that overconfident, super hero that he had resented since he was a child! He had won! But for some odd reason, the novelty had quickly escaped his grasp, slipping through his long fingers as if it was nothing but water. The blue-skinned super genius couldn't believe the sudden feeling of anguish that overtook him. Why did he feel so… empty? Isn't this what he wanted all along? Didn't he want to beat the super hero and claim Metro City as his own?

Here I go

This is my confessional

A lost cause nobody can save my soul

I am so delusional

With every move I die

Currently, it was almost midnight in Metro City, and the large headed villain was standing on the balcony in the Metroman Museum, looking up at the oversized statue of the deceased super hero. He felt the strong need to come up here- he hadn't a clue why, at first- but now he saw what a wreck he was without the hero to keep him busy. Megamind began talking to the statue about how lost he was, how he was confused and lonely and sad. How the villain truly, desperately needed the hero in his life. Before he knew it, he was a sobbing wreck, clutching the daffodils he brought with him to his chest. What had he done?

I have destroyed our life,

It's gone

Payback is sick

It's all my fault

Megamind then commenced in setting off the bomb to destroy the museum, quickly running away and tossing the tear-soaked flowers over the edge. What will he do now? The man was out of his life, and he couldn't do anything about it, because it was all his fault… how can the villain live with himself knowing that he killed Metroman?

I'm dancing with tears in my eyes

Just fighting to get through the night

I'm losing it

With every move I die

Even Minion was having a hard time trying to cheer up the usually flamboyant villain. He would spend countless hours in his lair, just sulking and talking to a plastic bobbing water-bird, telling Minion to go away when he'd come close. If he kept this up, he'd be more unnaturally thin than he already was; he'd starve. He could've sworn that he saw Megamind crying once or twice- but those were the times when he was quickly and half-heartedly yelled off.

I'm fading

I'm broken inside

I've wasted the love of my life

I'm losing it

With every move I die

Megamind was slowly coming out of his almost-comatose state, as his stomach rumbled quite loudly, and grudgingly got up from his chair. The villain didn't quite care what he ate; he just needed to satisfy his hunger then continue to fight off the other hunger that was fast at consuming his happiness.

With every move I die…

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