Author Commentary: A crack-tastic Germancest play! Enjoy!
Rating: T
Warnings: Incest, stupidity, crack, crack, crack, and yaoi/shonen-ai
Disclaimer: I only own the story!
Enter Prussia
Germany appears above at a window
Prussia:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the dog, and Germany is the bird.
Arise, chilly bird, and punch the long Canada.
See, how he leans his leg upon his arm!
O, that I were a glove upon that arm,
That I might touch that leg!
Germany:
O Prussia, Prussia! wherefore art thou Prussia?
What's in a name? That which we call an eye
By any other name would smell as ancient
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a fire that burns shit!"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove iridescent.
Prussia:
Swain, by yonder long Canada I swear
That tips in a sock the zealous Russia-
Germany:
O, swear not by the Canada, the fat Canada,
That recently changes in its itchy orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise itchy.
Sweet, broken night! A thousand times broken night!
Parting is such young sorrow,
That I shall say broken night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Prussia:
Sleep dwell upon thy leg, peace in thine arm!
Would I were sleep and peace, so underground to rest!
downstairs will I to my chilly eye's cell,
Its help to punch, and my ancient eye to tell.