A/N: A series of fusions. All Completely Unrelated (except for the Ace Lightning thing). There's a different one per chapter. Beta-ed by Sarah.
Sleeping Handsome.
Mounted upon her noble steed the Lightning Flash, Princess Sparx drew the Sword of Jacob and began to slice her way through the thick jungle of Spiders' cobwebs. Three fairies, Mark, Chuck, and Kat, flew beside her, their dresses rustling, using magic to strengthen her blade. Sparx cut her way through the final strand of silk and smiled triumphantly at the tower that loomed before her. There was a flash of light, and Lady Illusion appeared, blocking Sparx' way. Chuck waved his enchanted laptop, and the Shield of Justice materialised in Sparx' free hand. She held the shield steady and lunged at Lady Illusion with her sword. The evil sorceress jumped back and enveloped herself in a haze of bright light. The light grew and grew before fading out, revealing a huge green spider with a pattern of black webs on her back, and whose fangs dripped with poison. She hissed before preparing to strike at Sparx with her fangs. The three fairies took refuge behind a tree, their magic no match for the sorceress'. Sparx jumped back just in time and fired a bolt from her sword. It hit its target dead on and the beast stumbled back in angry surprise. Sparx steadied the Flash and began aiming bolts at the beast's eyes. The lightning blinded the beast, and Sparx plunged her blade into its heart. It let out one long, painful howl before plunging off a handy nearby cliff.
Sparx jumped off the Flash and walked to the edge to look at the ground below. She turned to the three fairies, who came out of hiding after they'd seen the giant spider's demise.
"My sword, if you don't mind." The princess waved her hand regally in the direction of the ground below the cliff.
Chuck shook his magical laptop again, and the sword pulled its way out of its victim's heart, and into the hand of its mistress.
"Now for phase two." Sparx set off for the tower door, and, after kicking it down, climbed up the flight of many stairs.
She entered a well-lit room, where streams of sunlight shone down on the blonde-headed figure in the bed, glinting off his crown.
"Prince Ace," Sparx murmured. "My true love."
She knelt beside the bed and brushed a strand of hair from his forehead. A slight rustle behind her reminded her of the fairies' presence, and she turned and glared at them. They all filed out, Kat in particular looking disappointed.
Princess Sparx turned back to Prince Ace, and, leaning over him, was about to caress his lips with her own when he sat up suddenly, and she was thrown back, landing on the floor with a jolt.
"Woah!"
"Sparx, move!" he yelled at her.
"Wha . . . ?" Sparx looked at him in dazed confusion.
"Get up, we have to go fight!" Prince Ace's face slowly faded into Ace Lightning, Lightning Knight, and he was glaring at Sparx, pulling at the rugs of her bed and telling her to wake up.
She sighed and scrambled out of bed. "Let's go slay the dragon, then."
A/N: That poor button down there rarely gets used by you guys. Keep him company?