MEETING THE IN-LAWS

1

Thank god ,Tony thought, finally the pizza!I'm starving

He placed a sloppy wet kiss om Harms neck and left him in the shower by himself, shook of like a dog, wrapped a towel around his hips and ran to the door. Leaving wet foot prints over Harms treasured hardwood floor. He would hear about that later. But for now Pizza was way more important.

He opened the door looking around for his wallet, when he discovered that the pizza delivery boy wasn't exactly a boy.

Or someone delivering pizza.

It was in fact an elderly couple.

Euh...o god this must be Harms parents.

"ow sorry hello, I was expecting pizza. You must be Frank and Trish right? Harms parents. I'm so sorry about well..."

he looked down.

"Harm was nice enough to let me use his shower after our run. Come in, come in."

Damn he was rambling. Where the hell did his undercover skills go? The same place most of his blood went a few minutes ago he figured.

Not that he was hard anymore.

Thankfully shock had taken care of that. He was wearing a rather tiny thin towel.

"I'm Tony by the way. Tony DiNozzo, a friend of Harms sleeping on his sofa for a couple of days. Until my place has a working boiler again."

Well done Tony he congratulated himself.

That would explain most of the clothes laying around on the furniture.

2

The couple still looked a little startled but entered and were making their way over to the sofa when...

"Tony leave the stupid pizza and get your ass back in the shower"

Tony groaned.

"Harm you better get in here!" he shouted back.

Trish had just let herself fall on the sofa. On top of Tony's jeans. Frank was still standing holding on to her hand.

"I know eating pizza is on the top of your favorite-things-to-do -list I just thought sex was..."

"for gods sake shut up Harm!, put something on and get IN HERE! " Tony yelled embarrassed.

Now even he didn't know how he could sweet talk his way out of this one.

Who would have guessed that it would be Harms mouth that got them in to trouble. He would have put good money on the fact that it would have been his.