A/N: This is one of my more random ideas. Just like Cullen Chat, which is the companion piece for this. I hope you like it.
Note: The chapters will correlate with Cullen Chat, but will not be in order. You don't have to read Cullen Chat to make sense of this, but I would recommend it to read the real chapter.
Very special thanks to Rose. She helped me put this together. This idea was conceived because of her.
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Chapter 10: Mentally Unstable
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Edward says: SOMEONE IS TOUCHING ME!!
A shriek echoed down the hall form Edward's room.
"Emmett, what are you doing?" Alice called.
"Nothing," was the innocent reply. "What's going on with him, anyway?"
betterThanYou says: Edward, you're alone in your room. No one else is near you.
Edward says: I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!!!
"WHO'S THERE?!?!" Edward screamed.
"Since when was Edward was so paranoid?" Rosalie asked.
"It was when we switched names, remember?" Jasper said.
"That must have been when he lost his temper and Carlisle had to hold him back from killing us..." Alice mused.
"When he lost his sanity, you mean?"
Edward says: THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY ROOM!!!
"THAT SHADOW MOVED!!! IT'S FOLLOWING ME!!!"
"That would be your shadow, idiot!"
"WHO ARE YOU?!?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!"
thecutestlittlepixie says: Can someone sedate him before he breaks something?
"Is the situation that desperate, Alice?"
"It will be if you don't get your ass up there fast enough."
Cullen5 says: Sure. Where's that big needle?
"STALKER!!"
Edward says: I HAVE A STALKER!!!
"RAH!!!"
Edward says: GET AWAY!!!
A shattering noise drifted down the stairs.
"What was that?"
"Nothing, Carlisle!!"
"We should stop Edward before Carlisle comes up here."
"Well, how do you suggest we do that?"
FuzzehSocks says: Uh...can you hurry?
Edward says: GET AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! MOMMY!!!
"MOMMY, I'LL DO ANYTHING!! HELP ME!! JUST DON'T LET THE STALKER EAT ME!!!"
Jaws dropped in shock.
"Did he really...?" Alice breathed.
Cullen5 says: He did not just cry for his mother.
IControlYourEmotions says: Oh yes he did.
Cullen5 says: Ooooh.
IControlYourEmotions says: Black-mail him once he's back to normal?
Cullen5 says: Damn straight!
"Can you two at least act your age?"
"If I didn't know any better, I would say that we were living with five-year-olds."
Edward screamed again, and something crashed against the wall, sending a shudder through the house.
Edward says: SOMEONE'S TOUCHING ME AGAIN!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!
"What's going on up there?"
"Nothing, Carlisle! We have it under control!"
"Barely," Rosalie muttered.
thecutestlittlepixie says: All right, no plotting you guys. We have to get him.
"He'll break something if we don't stop him soon."
"Yeah, like our necks when Carlisle sees that we definitely don'thave it undercontrol."
"Hush, Rose."
"WHERE IS THE LAUGHTER COMING FROM?!?! WHERE YOU ALL COME FROM?!?!?! AGH!!"
Edward says: THERE'S MORE PEOPLE AROUND ME!! THEY'RE LAUGHING AT ME!!!
"Do we have to? This is entertaining."
betterThanyou says: Now?
thecutestlittlepixie says: Yeah. NOW.
"Oh, fine."
"NOT REAL!!!"
Edward says: You're not real, you're not real, you're not real...
FuzzehSocks says: Hey, Edward, it's okay. We're here...
"She's kidding, right?"
"She doesn't see the situation, now does she?"
"Let's not let her know."
"That might be a good idea."
Edward says: I WILL CLEANSE YOUR SOUL!! BEGONE EVIL SPIRITS!!
FuzzehSocks says: Edward...
A second shudder.
Edward says: WINDEX!!!
"What the hell is he doing up there?"
"Did he hide cleaning solutions in his room or something?"
"Well, we all know that's he's extremely obsessive about cleanliness."
"Sounds like someone we all know."
"Hey!"
FuzzehSocks says: I think he's gone.
"Well, that's the understatement of the year."
thecutestlittlepixie says: Long gone is more like it.
"Like he has been for the past several days."
betterThanyou says: Damn right.
"I FOUND MY WEAPON!!"
"I don't think I want to know what he's talking about."
Edward says: LYSOL!!!
"Of course that would be his 'weapon'".
"He's such a cleaning freak."
"I SEE EVIL SPIRITS!!"
"What do spirits have to do with this?"
Edward says: BACK, BACK, BACK EVIL SPIRITS!!!
Resonating footsteps pounded against the floor in the direction of Carlisle's study.
"Now what is he up to?"
"THOU WILL BE CLEANSED!!"
Edward appeared at the top of the stairs, his eyes wild and his hair in a disarray. He held a bible in his hands, which he preceeded to throw at Alice, and ran back down the hallway, cackling maniacally.
"Jazzy! He needs to be contained!"
Cullen5 says: Jasper and I'll get him.
Cullen5 has signed off.
IControlYourEmotions has signed off.
"Finally."
thecutestlittlepixie says: It won't take them very long.
"SPEAR!! NO SPEAR!! BAD!!"
Edward says: A SPIRIT'S POINTING A SWORD AT ME!!!
"AWAY!!!"
Edward says: GET AWAY!!
"My monkey man."
betterThanyou says: That would be Emmett.
FuzzehSocks says: Do you think Edward will be all right?
"Is she really asking that?
"If he was never all right, we wouldn't have let him near her in the first place, lest his loss of sanity rub off on her."
"Actually..."
"Has she gone crazy yet?"
"No one can go crazy the way Edward can."
"Damn right."
"That is true."
thecutestlittlepixie says: Sure he will. Don't you worry.
betterThanyou says: He'll be back to normal within two weeks.
FuzzehSocks says: ...
"She doesn't believe us."
"Would you believe us if we were telling you this?"
"Maybe...?"
"Who would believe us when this happens?"
"An insane person."
"Such as Bella."
"NO!! GET AWAY FROM ME!! I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN!!"
Edward says: I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!
Edward says: GSELTJWOSIglkjgsltgkjeogpjposjetpoGHSOITHSOIGHAOgosihgosihgsgSGPSGOJSPOGJUPOSE
Edward has signed off
thecutestlittlepixie says: And Edward has left the building.
"Finally."
"I know."
"Now we have to get him."
"Emmett and Jazzy already took care of him."
"Did they now?"
"Isn't he sedated?"
"He should be."
"I hope so."
Footsteps crept closer, and they turned to find Carlisle staring at them. "Do I want to know what happened?"
"No, I don't think you do."
With a sigh, Carlisle just walked back the way he came.