A/N I wrote this story in school and the whole thing was finished but i decided that i would make it into story format. so its just a matter of me typing it out, and if you guys like it i have three more stories like this one loosely related to it that I'll put up if i get enough reviews!

Dude where's my mousse?

Warnings: some viewers may find the following offensive or otherwise not funny at all in general, please reframe from throwing things or flaming at me. The views and opinions stated in this story do not illustrate my personal ideas and beliefs and are only made for comic entertainment

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The birds were singing .The school bell was ringing .And the stoners were running to their cars to escape early for the weekend. But the good students like Koga, Sesshomaru, Allen, and Van were making their way to the cooking class.

Quickly, the group sat down in their chairs and looked at each other with the same idea running through their heads..."Why did Miss.Vanstokes put us at the same table?"

Van, deciding to pipe up and speak the unspoken that all were thinking said "This is dumb, why do we have to make chocolate mousse?"

Allen shrugged his shoulders "I donno. It does seem stupid"

"I" Koga pointed at himself regally "Challenge you Lord of dogs to a contest to see who can write the recipe down the fastest"

"Fine wolf boy!" Sesshomaru screamed. Both brought their pens up and were poised and seconds latter scribbling like mad men on the count of three.

"God those two have so many issues" Van said raising an eyebrow at the two speed writers.

"Can't they get along they are from the same show?" Allen stated

Sesshomaru, despite the fact he was still writing, defended himself without raising his head. "If it was up to me he would have been kicked off a log time ago" He shot back that comment earned a glaring contest between Koga and Sesshomaru.

"What-did-you-say?" Koga asked saying each word slowly and dangerously

"You heard me!"

"You know the producers would never kick me off the show. Without my sexy legs ratings would drop and who would be the heartthrob? Inu-yasha? Don't make me laugh!"

"The show would be better without that half breed…"

"Your one to talk, gibbly!"

Allen and Van exclaimed "What!" at the same time

"Yeah that's right, you!" Koga pointed at Sesshomaru "Have only one arm, you are gibbled.!"

Sesshomaru forgot all his anger management classes that second...With a frightening ARRRRRRRRRG! He lunged across the table and tackled a surprised Koga to the ground.

"Geeez Folken never got this pissed about his arm" Van said. People standing by stared at the two bodies behind them fighting surrounded by a big dust ball.

"That because Folken was more mature...Hey, stop that!" Allen screaming caused Sesshomaru to stop in mid bite above Koga's flailing leg. "We have to get cooking, so you" He pointed at Sesshy "go get the eggs, and you" He pointed at Koga "get the ice"

"Fine" The fighters yelled in unison as the started going separate ways...

"Stupid. The Lord of the western lands doesn't go get eggs, insolent fools" Sesshomaru mumbled the whole way He had a slight smile on his lips as he walked back to the table a plan in mind...

It seemed Sesshomaru's mumbling caught Koga's attention because when he came back with the eggs he rudely asked "What the hell was that?"

"Oh nothing" Sesshomaru said, mumbling under his breath "just thinking of the most painful way possible to kill you"

"Sesshomaru, you really have to speak up. It's rude to mumble. No one can hear what you're saying" Allen said.

"Ever think that's the point Allen?" Van said in a snippy voice

"Oh don't start this again Van." Allen sighed loudly.

"Whatever do you mean Allen?" Van said with a way too innocent look that just screamed he knew exactly what Allen meant.

"You know your bitchy mode. You were in it for a couple of months remember" Allen said

"Shut up! I was under a lot of emotional stress!" Van yelled glaring at Allen

Allen failed to hold back a snicker before he said "Yes I forgot your girlfriend went back to her own world after you realized you loved her" Allen said putting his hands onto his chest above his heart "Oh Van! I love you so much...but I love my own world more. See ya!" Allen said, while doing a horrible job at imitating Hitomi's voice.

"At least my long lost sister wasn't running around as a GUY!" Van said starting to make up his own little voice for the conversation "Oh my am I a guy or a girl?" He looked down "Oh I guess I'm both-"

"You leave Celena out of this!"

"You mean Dil-"

Allen saw red, and it wasn't Van's shirt. After a few minutes of fighting and causing the table to almost tip over and the mirrors almost breaking from Van's high pitch screaming. Sesshomaru and Koga decided to intervene. But before the fight could be stopped van lunged to his backpack and pulled out a bottle of high quality bulk pink hair dye.

"V...v..Van put the hair dye down!"

"Now Allen why would i want to do that? Besides you can't tell me what to do. I'm the king of Fanalia after all..." Van said, smirking .He slowly making his way closer to Allen "Don't worry this won't hurt'

"Get away Van! GET AWAY!" Allen yelled now getting frantic

"I think your hair will look nice pink Allen, and stop running I'm the king I order you to stop or I'll be head you!"

"Oh great, now Allen's started a be heading craze again" Sesshomaru sighed and quickly grabbed the hair dye from Van's hand "Ok Van that's enough" He calmly said and place the hair dye on a higher shelf were the others couldn't reach it.

Van was glaring at Sesshomaru the whole time

"Fine looks like I'm the only one who's going to get any work done around here" Koga said while he got the blender out and slammed the cupboard shut. He didn't realize how much strength he used until he heard a splashing sound and a low growl.

"Ok Sesshomaru, go get the-" His sentence was cut off when he looked at Sesshomaru... more accurately poor Sesshomaru's head.

"The dye fell off the shelf onto my head... DIDNT IT!" Sesshomaru said. His chest rising and falling slightly faster then normal.

Koga looked at the others and after seeing their fearful expression said " yeah…" with a quivering voice

"Thought so..."

The moments of silence were unbearable until Allen had to open his mouth and make things worse

"Ummm, Sesshomaru?"

"WHAT!" He snapped

"Your hair's turning ...pink"

"WHAT! You idiots didn't close the lid!"

"You took it away before we could close it!" Van wined

"SO..." Sesshomaru said trying to control his anger by clenching his hands in a death grip on the counter "How long does this last, it better not be permanent"

"No..." Van said "It'll be gone in eighttotenweeks!"

Sesshomaru yelled "Eight weeks!...EIGHT WEEKS!" He was hyperventilating now and you could hear the slight sound of cracking wood

Koga just had to make Sesshy more pissed "That's eight to ten weeks, so it could last nine or even ten weeks, personally I'm rooting for ten."

Sesshomaru had a dark cloud over his face "Where are the knifes?"

Everyone's eyes went big "Sesshomaru don't do anything you gonna regret..."

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That's it for now! first chappie up and theirs still more to come, so stay tooned! Read&Reveiw!

Preview

"Koga I'm gonna kill you!"

"Dont do it put the knife down..."

Krissy

Thank you steph for editing this chappie for me!