I thought seeing as i was a boosh fan i shud rite one.
I don't own the mighty boosh or it's cast except Blade who I made up.
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Blade rested her boot on the curb. She looked down at the article.
Apartment to rent:
Spacious flat with three guys and a gorilla.
Work also avadible for those who need it.
Rent- £100 per month.
Nabootique, Shorditch, London.
She was a tall girl with mid length choppy black hair and an Emo fringe. She had a pair of black baggy jeans on and a black top with a red five pointed star on. She also wore a 'Nightmare Before Christmas' jacket and a pair of boots with a lot of buckles. She had pale skin and grey eyes. She had a lot of black make-up on and looked slightly feline. She walked up to the store door and opened it. Two men looked at her. A tall man wearing a glittery one piece suit, he had big hair and big eyes. The other looked like he was a former prostitue or something, he also had really small eyes. They looked at her.

"Can I help?" The small eye's man said. Blade nodded.

"I'm here for the flat I rang eariler."

"Oh you're the girl who is moving in with us?" The big haired man said coming forward. He gave her a hug and she stood still, it was a bit shocking that someone she met two minuets ago liked her so much. "Nice hair by the way. What do you use?"

"Err, Nicky Clarke stuff mainly and shockwaves."

"Cool. I'm Vince Noir and this Howard Moon." He gestured to the small eyed man who waved. "Now you said you had a cat?" She nodded and produced it from her bag where it had been sleeping. It was a black cat with evil eyes. "What's your name by the way?"

"Blade. Blade Burton."

"Cool name. Naboo will be back later and you can talk to him about rent and stuff. I'll show you you're room. Howard run the shop." He said taking her upstairs. Blade looked around at their flat, it was pretty nice. She looked at the rooms he took her to, pointing out his, Howard's and Naboo's. They came to a room at the end of the hallway and he opened the door.

"And this is your room." It was Black with white carpet, it had a double bed with black quilt cover and white pillow covers, a window, a make-up table, mirror, chest of draws and a black wardrobe. There was also a desk, bookcase and computer, which was good. Considering she was a student.

"Could you help me move my stuff in Vince?" She asked, he nodded and bounced back downstairs. The came to a taxi cab and they opened the boot. Vince grabbed her bags and Blade grabbed a staff, wooden sword and numchucks. "I'm a black belt in Ju Jitsu. It's for my training." She pulled a cat bed out and walked back upstairs, They dumped everything on her bed and went back downstairs; it took a few trips but they finally got all her stuff upstairs. Blade paid the taxi driver and he drove off.

"Right, I'd better go help Howard. You unpack and give me a shout if you need anything." He said walking out her room. She started by putting all her books on her bookcase. She studying MacBeth at the moment and she was training to be an actress. She soon got bored of that and put her clothes in the wardrobe and chest of draws. She supported her bo staff and katana on the wall and put her numchucks on her make up table with the large amount of hair products and black make up. She put her cat in her it's bed by her bed. Her cat was called Shadow and she loved her bed. She finnished unpacking and brought out a black tattered book with a lock on. It was her diary, she wrote a entry and heard a knocking on her door. She picked up a MacBeth script book and hid her diary under her pillow.

"Come in!" She yelled, it was a new person. Well when I say person....

"Hello, I am Bollo. Naboo's fimilair."

"Hi I'm Blade." She said standing up, she picked up Shadow and he curled up in her arms. Bollo was a gorilla which took her by sort of surprise, but it had told her in the advert. It didn't tell her he could talk. He came up to stroke her cat who seemed to imedietly enjoy his company.

"Naboo will speak to you after dinner. Which we are having now if you'd like to join us." Howard said coming up behing Bollo. Shadow hissed at him and became defensive. Blade took her back comforted her. She nodded.

"I'll be there in a minute." She said putting her cat down, she brought out a tin of cat food and put it in a bowl. She disposed of the tin and joined her housemates at the table. She saw Vince and Bollo and Howard and another man who she assumed was Naboo. She sat next to Naboo and Vince as she liked Vince and anted to get to know her landlord better. They were eating meatballs but someone had paid attention to her saying she was a vegetairan as she had a beautifly presented spinach and ricotta canelonne. "Thank you." She said as she dug into the salad.

"Naboo made it, we work on a rota that Vince ignores." Howard said.

"I don't ignore it, I'm just busy being a rock 'n' roll star." He said sticking his tounge out a Howard who ignored him. Naboo finally spoke.

"So tell us about yourself Blade."

"Well I'm twenty, i'm a Goth, I'm a actress in training, a sourceress and trying to get somewhere in the entertainment life. I'm also a black belt." Naboo nodded, but seemed amazed at the fact she was a Black belt.

"What are you a balck belt in?" He asked.

"Ju Jitsu."

"Do you have any weapons?"

"Three, but no one touches them unless I say under penalty of being thrown." She said looking at the others. Naboo spoke again.

"Well we have some ground rules too. One: Don't go into each others rooms unless been given permission. Two: We work on a rota on cooking and cleaning. Three: You don't go in my cupboards. There is strange stuff in there." He said and Blade nodded. They finished eating and Naboo told her to sit on the sofa. He brought out some documents. "If you could sign these. They're insurence forms." Blade signed them. "And do you want the job?" He asked and she nodded. "Ok you start work tomorrow, I'll wake you up." He said as she walked back to her room. She pulled out a book entitled spells. It had various spells in from love to wealth to invibilty. She flicked through it looking for a certian spell, the mind reading spell. She opened it and read aloud.

"If I can see clearly through your head, then let me see what lives with thee.
If I find it to be true, may it end with me and you." She held out her arm at Naboo and closed her eyes chanting the spell. Words entered her head. They were fuzzy but she soon made them clear. They were coming through, yes! His thoughts were in her head by they wouldn't last very long.

'I like the new tennant, she's pretty cute. I wonder if I can talk to her more.'

Blade opned her eyes and stepped back, she felt dizzy. She hadn't yet got the hang of that spell, she put the little black and silver book back and ran out to get a glass of water. Naboo saw her running and jumped back.

"What's up?"

"I'm a little dizzy." She said having to lean aginst the counter to not fall over. She clutched her stomach and put a hand over her mouth. "And sick." She said falling backwards. Naboo jumped in to catch her. For a girl her height she was very light. He called over to Vince and Bollo.

"Naboo what did you do?"

"Nothing she just collapsed! Get her to her room and let her sleep. I think it's shock or something." They nodded and took her to her room.

Diary entry 24/4/09
I have just moved into my new apartment with the three guys and their pet.
Vince seems nice but Howards a jerk off. But I might like him later.
Shadow likes it here and Vince seems to like the fact I like Nicky Clarke stuff.
Oh there was a knock on the door. I wonder if that's Naboo.
Blade x

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