Warning: Not supposed to be a Kagome bashing. If it looks like that, it's purely coincidental. I love Kagome! Way to much OOC, and fluff. Can be viewed as a crack fic. My spelling isn't so grand by the way, so if you see a mistake with my grammar-please tell me.

Lots of love!

It was a beautiful night in the village of Kaede; the only noises that arose were from the harmless animals sheltered around, who had yet to sleep. Sango leant back against the wall, enjoying the sound of,'Cawcaw' while holding in her hands; a book of romance. Her eyes gazed across the Kanji, her eyes sparkling in desire and curiosity to know what was going to happen next. This was not just a recent occurrence, Sango had been wallowing into books the get-go when Kagome first brought it to the village to show them.

With a soft smirk, she read on. She was slightly glad that Miroku had retreated to his village for a few days to meet the drunkard monk, and Kohaku, accompanied with Shippo went off to train. They seemed to become more and more willing after the death of Naraku—well, Kohaku was at least. She knew Shippo only did it for the girls. Kirara had gone off to drop Kagome to the bone eaters well that separated the feudal era from the girl's real home. She couldn't believe she was saying this, but she was thankful for that as well.

Kagome was starting to show her modern side again; and that involved being more 'hygienic' as she had said. It sort of frightened Sango; she was a slayer. She bathed in the blood and bones of demons almost everyday. They were already going through a big change, so did 'being clean' really matter to her?

She let out a cold sigh, her grip tightening around the cover of the book. She was thinking too much again, like always. She knew she had to concentrate; usually these books would make her wallow into a world of fantasy which was probably the reason why she had taken a liking to it. As she reread the first line, she was automatically hooked to it, once again.

She was totally encased in her book that she did not hear the sudden sound from outside; sounding like footsteps trudging through the dirt. Or, she made no attempt to really care. It was probably Kaede who took to the usual stance of dropping in once in a while, or Kirara who had come back from dropping Kagome. She thought that if she showed she was so concentrated on her book, they would not try to bother to her.

Oh, how she was terribly wrong.

The cloth over the door was pushed away; a man stood tall; his eye drenched with what you can almost tell was frustration, as his fists were clenched tightly to his sides. The man looked around the room until his eyes fell upon the woman sitting over the wood with her knees up, her eyebrow twitching slightly at an attempt to ignore him. His scowl coaxed into a large smirk, it was just the right time.

The relaxing silence that fell upon the entire Village of Kaede was interrupted by a pasty yell. The book dropped to the ground almost instantly, as her hand was gripped and pulled harshly to the front making her drop to all fours. Her eyes flew open as she felt someone on top of her back, a sudden rush of panic corroding her as she realized it was neither Kaede or Kirara. Then it could only mean..

She was pulled back to stand, a sudden sting ran from underneath her shoulders. She turned her head slightly to look at her predator; a flash of red was all she saw before her legs flew off the floor and she was spun off the ground.

Even so, she knew who it was. Or else it was her eyes playing tricks on her which wouldn't be strange on an account of the motion that was beginning to make her feel nauseous. "… Inuy-yasha!?" She called in disbelief. Yes, it was true. The predator was none other than the half-demon.

"Sango!" The voice sounded, most teasingly which made Sango feel that she was just seeing things, and it wasn't her best friend's boy calling out her name so.. chidely. "Saaaaago, I want to play!"

"I-Inuyasha!" She choked out his name again, finding it difficult to breath. "Let me down this instant!"

"But I want to play!" Came the sound again, but nevertheless; the spinning had stopped. Sango would of ran if it was not for the throbbing of her forehead which made her head whirl in circles, and the tight arms that stayed around her hips.

Sango continued to breathe rapidly, trying to let out as much breath as she can as she tried to catch it. She grunted as she felt the sudden pounce of her stomach, and the touch of her neck which was sparkled by Inuyasha's nose.

He took her scent in, just as he began to nuzzle the side of her throat. "I want to play.." He repeated once more, almost audibly.

"What has gotten into you?" She asked. She was too tired to sound angry. Her eyes closed gently, flinching at the touch as it tickled her to her very core. "What are you doing?"

He continued his motion, bouncing over his feet as he practically molested her neck. "I'm bored.."

"So?!" She asked him, her voice breaking. She attempted to escape this time, with no avail from the grip of his arms. She took to whirling herself instead; coming face to face to him. "What happened to your usual 'Yo bitch, what useless piece of crap are you reading now?'?"

"But that's rude.." He replied, gently.

" … Okay, that's it!" She called, beginning to grow impatient.. and outwardly disturbed. "Tell me what the hell happened!" She demanded, in a loud voice.

"…"

"Did Kagome scold you?" Her voice did not waver as she said this. "Did she sit you? Did you beat up one of the village kids again? Did you fall in love with a damsel in distress, who was not from our time which sparked an adventure between yourself and this girl who was getting some unwanted attention from passerbyers. But the man was to stubborn to admit his love, and the girl was to intimated because of an ex-girlfriend of his that he still carried feelings for and—"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

She blinked out of her reality, her head slowly turning to the floor to catch a glimpse of the book that engrossed many endeavours as well as awards, 'Inayashu.' Oops. "… Ughm, nothing."

Inuyasha shook his head, and moved towards her again. It was very quick, but Sango's eyes caught the slight twinge of his eyebrow as he was coming towards. A blank expression came over her face just as he was about to touch her face.

She gave him a firm whack over the head making him drop her in a heat of hurt; his hands rushed to the sides of his head as he let out a large groan. Sango folded her arms over her chest, staring him down as she tried to figure out what had made him act in such a way. "Inuyasha.. You're not Miroku, are you?"

"Like hell I am!"

"I'm not Kagome, am I?"

"… No.."

"Then why?"

His hands suddenly dropped to his sides, as he looked at her again; a sudden gentle expression over his face that made Sango flinch a little. He began to move his hands over her shoulders, and she made no movement to wasp them away. "Because.. Because.." He mumbled to her, his orbs casting to the floor to shed his eyes away from sight. "I've.. taken a liking to you. You were one of the strongest in our group, nexttomeofcourse, and I couldn't help but.."

"Inuyasha…"

"So screw Kagome, and screw Miroku!" He whipped his hair, looking at her incredulously; he started towards her again. "You and me.. We don't have to listen to anyone! We can go off and be free-"

Sango's cheeks began to fluster, as a hint of pink covered her cheeks and his. She took a large gulf of air, and closed her eyes. When sudden realization hit her,

".. Inuyasha.." Her eyes flew open, as she sent him a stern glare. "You just want me to tell Kagome not to take you to the doctor."

Inuyasha was completely appalled, flabbergasted; as he looked at her with his eyes wide. How can she accuse him of such vile act, would he really take advantage of her feeling for the sake of not wanting to go to the—"Please don't let me go!"