A/N: Hey everybody! Especially you LadyTeazer! This is something I threw together last minute. I hope it's not too late. I've been meaning to do this but I got sidetracked with school and stuff. So anyway here you go!

Disclaimer: I don't own cats

Rumpleteazer sat on the old tyre. She had been admiring the stars. Suddenly, there was a big crash from behind her. She whirled around and landed on her feet.

"Dammit!" yelled a tom's voice from behind a large trash can.

"'Ho's there?" she asked cautiously, her guard up.

There was no response. She carefully peered around the rubbish heap and saw a tom. He was a tabby just like her. The only difference was their size,, gender and he had less white fur than she did.

She felt a spark and blushed. He was the most handsome tom she had ever seen.

"H-hi" she said her cheeks glowing bright crimson.

"Well 'ello there" he said in a comic voice. He seemed a little nervous, "Please don' tell anyone Oi was 'ere."

"Why? I's no' loike ya work fo' Macavi'y or sumfin'" she said with a smile.

"heh heh, yeah." He said with a nervous smile.

Shock ran through the young queen's face.

"Hey, oi don' really work fo' 'im. I jus' steal sum stuff fo' 'im sumtoimes" he said trying to sound innocent.

"Wai', ya are a fief?" she asked with a smile from ear to ear.

"Uh, yeah" he said.

A devilish grin slid across her face.

"Oi bet oi can steal more stuff than you can wifout gettin' caugh'" she challenged.

"Oi bet you can'" he said, accepting the challenge.

So with that, they raced to the tom's house in Victoria Grove.

"Oh by the way moi name's Mungojerrie, but you can call me Jerrie if ya wan'." He said

"Well noice ta mee' ya Jerrie. Moi name's Rumpleteazah, But you can call me Teazah" she replied.

When the pair arrived, there were no cars parked in the big garage.

"Yes, the 'umans ain't 'ere. They should be back in 'bou' an hour." Mungojerrie estimated.

"Race ya insoide!" shouted Teazer.

She ran inside through the cat flap and straight up the stairs. She found the master bedroom and something caught her eye. A huge jewellery box sat on the dressing table. She tried to dive into it only to be caught by her tail. Mungojerrie had grabbed her.

"Jerrie!" she complained.

"Hey ya go' a head star'. Oi needed ta catch up some'ow." He explained, "Hey whoi don' we raid tha cupboard, I seen some noice winta vests."

"Good idea." Said Teazer.

Suddenly there was a sound from downstairs.

"Did ya hear tha'?" asked Jerrie.

"Yeah Oi did." Said Rumpleteazer with a scared expression on her face.

She quickly shot out the window. Mungojerrie quickly grabbed an item of jewellery that Rumpleteazer was eying. He then shot out the window after his female double. The pair ran back to the junkyard. When they got back to the TSE1, Mungojerrie stood up on his back paws.

"Hey Teazah, I grabbed somethin' fo' ya. I seen ya lookin' a' i'. " he said.

"Really Jerrie wha' moit tha' be?" she asked curiously.

He took out a string of pearls. They glistened in the moonlight. Rumpleteazer's eyes widened as she marvelled the beautiful thing.

"Oh, Jerrie, there beautifu'! how can oi eva make i' up to ya?"

"Well, please don' ge' mad, bu, oi, er, kinda fink Oi luv ya Teazah." He said with a nervous, quirky smile.

"Oh my Everlasting Cat! Jerrie, oi've loved you since the moment I first laid moi eyes on you. Your tha best person oi'd eva want ta be wif!" she said to him.

"Oh Jerrie, would you go to tha Jellicle Ball wif me?" she asked.

"Of course oi will!"

They kissed and fell asleep in each other's arms.

A/N: So there you go. That's my entry for the contest. Hopefully I can get at least a virtual cookie! :P Again sorry for the last minute entry!

Love Mungo's Little Teazer =^.^=