I AM NUMBER... thor?
"I come from far away, from a planet called Asgard and-"
"No you don't, Four, you come from Lorien."
"Seven, I am THOR, not FOUR! Anyways, as I was saying, I come from Asgard to protect you humans, especially Jane, and to look hot. But mainly to look hot."
"Grow up would you. You're not even that cute." (Fandom gasps at the greatest insult ever uttered.)
"How dare you!? I am the hottest bottle that ever hottied." (Malcolm McDowell anyone?)
"No, Thor, you're not. This squished sandwich is hotter than you."
"I have a hammer. Don't insult me. Bad things happen to those who insult mme, Seven. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yeah, clear as mud! What good is a plastic hammer against a Garde?"
"This is Mjolnir, not some cheap knock-off! I am Thor, not a random little schoolboy. I can carry a weapon. I have a permit, see!"
"This is a coupon to McDonald's."
"Ooops, wrong card. Let me just get this one out and... See! I have a permit to carry Mjolnir! So in your face. This proves it isn't plastic, because you don't need a permit to carry plastic!"
"So what is this 'fantastic weapon' made of if it isn't plastic?"
"You insolent child! It is made of Uru metal if you must know. Here, try to pick it up."
"What *gasp*... did you *sputter*... say this was *grunt*... made of?"
"Uru metal. It can only be wielded by the worthy. And you, my dear, are most certainly not worthy."
"Well played, Thor, well played."