Christian and the Elements

(This is a test to see what kind of bender Christian is)

Christian is my cousin, in case you all were wondering. You probably don't know him, but he brought this upon himself!! Just wanted to clear up the little detail...

Book one, water:

Katara shoots water at him.

Christian yells: "Ahh! water!" and cowers away.

Katara: "Guess he's not a waterbender…"

Book two, earth:

Toph tosses a rock (pebble) at him.

Christian: "Ahh! A rock!" and jumps out of "danger".

Toph: "I suppose that means he's not an earthbender?"

Everyone else: "Duh!"

Book three, fire:

Zuko blasts fire at him.

Christian: Screams like a girl and says, "Ahhhhhh! Fire! It burns!"

Zuko: "I knew he wasn't a firebender, he's too much of a wimp!" Grins evilly.

Book four, air:

Aang: "I guess that means you're an airbender. Congratulations!"

Christian: "Ahh! (choke) Air! (choke)

Book five…What is he?:

Katara: "If he's not a waterbender, earthbender, firebender, or an airbender, then what is he?"

Sokka: "He's a warrior. You don't have to be a bender to be able to defend yourself. Here you go. (hands Christian a spear)"

Christian: "Ooh, pointy. ( pokes point of the spear with finger…) Ahh! Pointy! It hurts!"

Everyone: sigh

The end.