Ok I attempted to make a serious story where Harry and Co. where like 25ish I guess and they all went to some bar place to catch up on stuff because they were busy and stuff. Ron was an auror, (sp?) and Hermione was a professor, and Harry was the pres. of the Order. (even though Voldemort is dead, yeah know for no more crazy dudes.) But it was crap, so I decided to make a parody of that story, and no you wont be able to look at the original story because its actually this document written over lol.
Hermione and Ron are at the Pub catching up and talking about there lives.
Hermione was a super model that goes by Frizzy.
Ron was a janitor.
Harry, well they weren't sure because they haven't talked in a while, last they saw was that he invested all his money in some "sophisticated" magazine called Playwitch. (I know not so original)
As they were talking they heard the door open and some guy with brown hair, unusual scar on his forehead, and two girls on each side of him.
Hermione- Harry?
Ron- Woah get me one Harry. staring at the girls
Harry- Yes its me Hermione, and No Ron you said this magazine would never work.
Ron- Wahhh
Hermione- So how's the magazine doing?
Harry- GREAT! I have three "Witches" living with me and we get it on every night!
Hermione- I asked about the magazine not your sex life.
Harry- Oh.. well the magazines doing well, hey I need some models for the magazine winks at Hermione
Ron- NO MY WIFE WILL NOT POSE FOR YOUR MAGAZINE NAKED!
Hermione- Ron I'm not your wife..
Ron- no I was talking about my wife Draca! (This is NOT a spelling mistake)
Harry- Ron I don't put men in this magazine.
Hermione- and since when were you married to Draco?
Ron- Bloody hell no I would NEVER marry Draco. I married Draca!
Draco.. I mean Draca- walks in Hey honey bunches goes over and kisses Ron on forehead
Ron- hey sweety come sit on my lap!
Draco.. I mean Draca sits on Rons lap
Hermione- Uhm Ron that's Draco with a wig and dress on.
Draco.. I mean Draca- HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU SMELLY, ICKY, FRIZZY HAIRED MUGGLE!
Ron- That explains the stick down there!
Harry- Idiot.
Ron- Why did u do that!
Draco (who we all know was Draca)- Because I lovveeddd you!!!
Ron- Oh I love you too! Draco! Even if u are male!
Ron and Draca, I mean Draco ran out the pub into a random field of daisys and sunflowers!
Harry- that was weird.
Hermione- Verryy weird.
Harry- So.. me and my play mates are off to do important stuff. (not meant to be sexual in anyway for those sick minded people like me)
Hermione- ok I have to go too to pose for the front cover of life & style magazine anyway.
Harry- Well here's my card incase you change your mind. ;)
Hermione- that won't be happening for a while.
Harry- ignores walks out of pub with girls on each side
Hermione- Ok.. Walks out too
--2 minutes later—
Neville- walks in pub aww man I'm late AGAIN
--The End—
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