A 'NORMAL' Day through My Eyes

Disclaimer: this is my life! If you don't believe me I don't care! The names have been changed to protect the 'innocent' and the stupid. Please review this!!

Evil purple monkeys begin cackling! They are cackling at a girl, she's 15 and about 5'8" . she is in her pajamas laying in an oversized bed with silk sheets and a canopy top. She has got the covers pulled up over her head and two pillows pressed over her ears. The evil purple monkeys seem to be gathered around her. They have been completely trashing the luxurious room since about 5:45 AM! You can tell the girl is obviously not pleased with their behavior! In the background you can hear that one particularly evil monkey has picked up her guitar and began 'playing' it in an attempt to get the girl out of the bed (it's not really working!!!!!!!!). then they decided to do something unspeakably evil thing and turn on three halogen lamps( you know like the lights at school except more intense because they didn't have shades!!).

"Why the hell did I hire you idiots?! I know it wasn't for my own enjoyment" she comments rather moodily. "Did you fix my breakfast?(dead silence ensues…) why do I even ask?" she mumbles sarcastically.

"Master we woke you up just as you commanded us to!" said one of the more intelligent monkeys. "isn't that what you wanted?"

"Yes! But I meant for you to wake me in a pleasant manor without trashing everything in the room!!!" she hollers as she looks around **it's impossible to find good henchmen these days!!**. "And when I say wake up it is to be assumed that vast amounts of caffeine will be involved!! So, WHERE THE HELL IS MY COFFEE???" she screams angrily obviously not a morning person.

"New rule, all of you are dust unless I have coffee within the next five seconds!!!!!!!" coffee instantaneously appears in her hand.

"Oh well, you are still dust! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Now line up against that wall!" as she says this a tiny ki blast begins to form in her hands!! "Now which of you purple bakas crashed my car into that turnpike??" a small non descript purple monkey steps hesitantly forward.

"I appreciate you honesty, so I'll give you a choice, you can die with no torture, minimal torture, or everlasting torture?" five seconds elapse as the monkey considers.

"Oops, you took too long! Say bye bye!!" she smiles cruelly as she looses her first blast for the day.

"Next! You, you there with the hat" she motions to one of the monkeys "your turn." She blasts him to dust.

"Okay I'll let one of you live if you can located my new shoes, now!" the most intelligent of the monkeys steps forward holding her new suede boots with the leather fringe. "Put them over there!" It puts them down and as he steps away she blasts him. All of the others begin to look around "I didn't say which one!!            MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

"You all begin to bore me! Goodbye!!" she throws a blast that vaporizes them all.

"You said you would spare one of them.." says Lump who had been hiding in her room for the past three days. He begins to slowly saunter out of his corner, he had gone unnoticed by anyone for the past two hours and had finally decided that it was time for a restroom break. He had been sitting in that corner with some Pepsi Blue® and his bong for the past two and a half days. The guitar 'music' had probably shredded his last nerve. You could tell by the look in his eyes that he was really wasted. In all the five years she had known him she had never seen him when he wasn't stoned out of his mind. It never ceased to amaze her that he could get that bombed and never pass out.

"I lied! OBVIOUSLY!!! And that is not the proper respect you owe me!!" she exclaimed readying a ki blast.

"I apologize, oh DARK LORD OF ALL DARKNESS!!" he exclaimed with all sincerity and fear. Last time she said that she had smashed his bong into smithereens and at this point he couldn't afford another one.

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