WHY DANNA?!?
Disclaimer: My OC is Kumo (Spider).
Summary: Deidara isn't the only one who calls Sasori 'Danna'. Kumo isn't always doing things wrong, just when her Danna's in the room. She only intentionally bugs him when she sits in 'his' chair. Don't get me wrong- she likes her Danna. She likes her Danna a lot. He never hits her, or anything. But she gets the receiving end of his verbal barbs instead. One day, after a new one, she snaps.
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"Kumo-kun, Danna is going to be angry when he finds you in his chair…un." Deidara reminded her. Kumo, the blue haired red eyed kunoichi sitting in said chair, looked up and smiled.
"Danna can remind my again why I shouldn't be in his chair then." She whispered. Deidara smiled back, knowingly. She returned to her book. It only took a few moments when her Danna came out with his puppet.
"Out of my chair, nuisance." He tried. Smirking, Kumo waited for his customary 'Push-Kumo-Out-Of-Chair-And-Hop-Over-The-Back-Of-It' technique. However it never came. She looked up, a small frown. Deidara stared from his spot on the couch, pausing his movie.
"Did you not hear me? I said get out of my chair. Or are you an idiot, you stupid girl?" Sasori sneered. Deidara gasped, and Kumo paled. She stood shakily, but only made it a couple steps before she collapsed, sobbing.
"What is with you, nuisance?" Sasori asked. She sobbed harder. Deidara knelt down next to her.
"Shush Kumo-kun; Danna didn't know…Danna didn't know…he didn't mean it…yeah." He tried to sooth. Kumo jumped to her feet.
"NO! SASORI NEVER KNOWS, DOES HE? AND YET HE SAYS THINGS ANYWAY! HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER!" She yelled. But then she gasped, and covered her mouth with her hands.
"No…Danna didn't know…Danna doesn't care…Danna is right…Father was right…I am no more than a…stupid…girl…" She ran out of the room. Sasori looked at Deidara, who still knelt on the floor.
"Deidara. What did she mean, 'He never knows' and 'Danna and father were right, I'm just a stupid girl'?" He stared at the blonde on the floor. Deidara sighed. Time for truths. "Kumo-kun's father blamed her for her mother's death when she died giving birth to her. Not only did her father beat her, he threw verbal barbs at her. They hurt her more than they hurt me, Sasori-Danna, more than once I've had to lend her a shoulder to cry on. But when you called her Stupid Girl that just cracked her barrier. Her father loved to call her that. She loves you, Danna. She loves you and hasn't stopped since the day she laid eyes on you…yeah." He concluded. As soon as he finished that sentence, Sasori was out of the room.
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