SUE WARS.

SUMMERY: Mary Sues invade Hogwarts and turn all the boys into mindless zombies...or more so then they all ready are. Now it's up to the girls of Hogwarts to band together and stop them before it's to late!

CHAPTER 1: IT BEGENS.

//scrolling across the screen// Long ago there was an evil little fan girl named Mary Sue. She was so full of herself, and she was so into her fandoms, that she decided to put herself in a fan fiction. Only it wasn't the real Mary Sue...It was the 10000 TIMES AS EVIL LITTLE FREAK!
She liked her creation so much that she created more and more, each one with a name more and more difficult to pronounce, but they were all the embodiment of evil. Each Sue was beautiful, smart, sweet, and so prefect that they became a threat to human life. But before Mary Sue's friends could alert the authorities about her monsters, it was to late. Mary had unleashed her demons on to an unsuspecting fan fiction web site, and the reign of terror began...
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It was a normal day at Hogwarts. Harry and Ron were pretending to be dumb to get out of doing school work, Hermione was reading, Snape was eating a small child, and Dumbledore was getting high off something. Yep, everything was perfect untill..
"I sense evil." Hermione said suddenly, looking up. All the other girls were looking around darkly for the source of the evil, too.
"I don't. Mmmm, I smell roses, and chocolate, and lavender, and candy, and something citrusy.." Ron said sleepily.
Hermione screamed and threw her book in the air, where it hit Harry on the head.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S THE SURE SCENT OF A MARY SUE!" She shrieked. "EVERY BODY RUN! TAKE COVER! THEIR HERE! THEIR HEEEERRRRREEEEEEE!"
But before anyone could do anything, the doors to the Great Hall opened gracefully, with a happy little sigh (yes, the doors sighed. That's one of the many things a Sue can do is make doors sigh).
1000's of stunningly beautiful girls walked in a stunningly beautiful way into the Great Hall.
"Hello," they all said in a beautiful yet creepy way.
The one in the lead stepped up to Hermione, who shield her eyes from the light the Sue was giving off.
"Hello Hermione. I am Mydea, your new best friend." She said.
Hermione grabbed a fork and spoon and held them up like a cross. "DIE EVIL DEMONS!!"
The Sues winced, but quickly regained composure.
Mydea laughed a beautiful little laugh. "You silly girl! You think that will stop us?" //laugh//
Hermione was growing dizzy from the Sues' radiance and she felt like the life was being drained out of her. She was on the verge of saying that she would let Mydea be her best friend when there was a loud CLANG. Mydea went cross-eyed and fell to the floor. Ginny was standing behind her, wearing sun glasses and holding a frying pan.
"RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!" She screamed.
All the girls got up and started running for the exit.
"COME ON!" She called to Harry and Ron, but they were blinded by the Sues' beauty and were crowding around to help Mydea.
Hermione fought back tears and ran out of the Great Hall. "TO THE PANIC ROOM!" She yelled.
"But we don't have a panic room!" Luna pointed out.
"Then lets build one and then TO THE PANIC ROOM!" Hermione said.
They quickly built a panic room and jumped in, right as the Sues were coming forward, chanting in those beautiful voices "we want to be your best friend!" and their shimmering hair was blowing behind them even though there was no wind.
Hermione locked the trap door of the Panic Room and stood back with all the other girls.
The Sues were pounding on the trap door, begging them to come out.
"Wait!" Screamed Lavender Brown. "Mary Sues have super human everything! They can bust in here any time they want!"
There were shocked mummers going around the Panic Room when suddenly, the pounding stopped.
"What's going on?" Ginny whispered.
"I think they gave up." Hermione breathed. "But still, there's no way we can go back out there."
"What will they do to the boys?" Padma Patill asked.
No one answered her.
"We must fight." Hermione said in a low voice.
"But how?" Ginny asked in a terrified whisper.
"Well, first thing, we have to send up a spy. That girl will then tell us what they have done to the boys and they will plant this." Hermione pulled out a bug. There was a collective gasp from everyone else.
"Where did you get that?!" Luna demanded.
"I found it and thought it might come in handy. We need it up there so that we came hear whats going on." (duh) Hermione told them.
"After that, we'll find a way to watch them. Oh, and I'll need a computer, to do research on them. First things first, though: Whose going to be the spy?"
No one said anything. Then Ginny took a deep breath and said "I'll do it."
"Are you sure?" Hermione asked.
"Yes."
"Alright then. Tonight you'll go up."

END OF CHAPTER 1.

END NOTES: YAY! Chapter 1! Next time, Ginny will go up to 'the outside world' and join the Sues. Will she survive? Will Hermione get her computer? Will you review? Find out next time on..SUE WARS! And by the way, Mydea's name is pronounced Muh-Dee-Ah.