I'm Kathleen or Kat, you can call me either one! They both work! But anyway, this is my first fanfiction! Yes! My first…So if it's crappy I'm very sorry.
It's going to contain Naruto x Sasuke, Ino x Shikamaru, and Itachi x Deidara. (Maybe I'll add some more in later:D) So, as you can see, this WILL contain yaoi! If you do not like yaoi, then hit that nifty little 'back' button and read some other story. I will not tolerate flaming just because you don't like the pairing I have!
Yes! I don't know how often I will update, but don't worry I won't leave you hanging and I won't give up on my fanfiction!
This fanfiction will take place in boot camp. I don't care if my boot camp isn't like other boot camps because this is my made up BOOT CAMP! So if things don't match up to what boot camp really is that's probably why.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. They all belong to Kishimoto Masashi! But Naruto is my bitch! breaks out the yaoi paddle
This was Sasuke Uchiha's favorite day!
The first day of boot camp, cars would pull in and drop of their crying and whining son or daughter, begging to be taken back home. They knew that they were about to be put through boot camp hell, because that is what boot camp was. Well that's how Sasuke would have liked it to be considered. Deep down, he really did have a heart. Some people just managed to bring out the monster in him, and those people just happened to be the very ones attending the boot camp!
"You're out here early." A yawning voice said.
"I wanted to see them all whine and cry. It makes me happy." Sasuke said in a very flat tone.
"What are you doing out here Shikamaru?" He asked. Shikamaru Nara was not usually up to meet the new arrivals.
Shikamaru yawned. "Itachi said he had to take care of something, because he only has a few hours left before all of our summer is occupied by these brats. So, he asked me to take his place in meeting them for a while until he can show up."
"Oh." Sasuke figured that Itachi was just having wild mansex with Deidara, trying to make up for lost time.
When Itachi was hiring captains for his boot camp, Deidara was probably the least compatible for the job. He looked the part, meaning he had tattoos on his hands of mouths and was well-built. When he talked, he sounded like a giggly bunch of middle-aged women. Itachi didn't care though. Deidara was hot and that's all that mattered to him. When Sasuke asked why he had hired such a fruit cake, Itachi had replied. "He's hot. You're gay, can't you tell? You would have done they same thing, little brother." Well he was pretty fine, but Sasuke wouldn't have risked the boot camp over some hot giggle bag of flowers. Even he didn't understand his brother one hundred percent of the time.
"Here we go." Shikamaru took one last yawn before he began greeting the incoming of maggots.
"Neji." Sasuke and Shikamaru both greeted.
"I see you're back. We didn't straighten you out the first time?" Shikamaru questioned.
Neji replied coldly, "Nothing can change who I am."
"We will see about that." Sasuke's words were laced with venom, even Neji felt uneasy.
Neji turned around and grabbed his duffle bag form the trunk. A small dark haired girl climbed out.
"That's my cousin H-"
"Don't answer. She can speak for herself" Sasuke commanded. "What is your name?"
"H-Hinata Hyuuga, I-I'm Neji's cousin." She said shyly. Sasuke now knew why Neji was going to speak for her. Although, she was going to have to learn to speak for herself eventually, and there was no better place to learn how than at Itachi's boot camp! Then, he began wondering why such a shy girl like Hinata would be at boot camp anyway. Sasuke got really pissed.
First kid and he was already pissed! Great!
Sasuke growled. "You got your harmless cousin doing the same dumb shit like you, now?.!" Neji just stared at him with a blank face.
Shikamaru put his hand on Sasuke's firm shoulder. He sighed. "Let's not get too rowdy. They're just the first here." Shikamaru looked at the adults in the car. "We are sure to return them into tiptop shape and respectful as ever." They both gave a nod and drove off. Sasuke spat on the ground at Neji's feet and shook Shikamaru's hand off of his shoulder. He stood with his arms crossed. "Neji you know where to go. Go down to Shino and he will take you both to your cabins."
As soon as Neji and Hinata were on their way, Sasuke turned to Shikamaru, "I've been Captain for two years now. Why did you stop me from scolding Neji?.!" Anger was rising in Sasuke's voice.
Shikamaru looked no different than he did before. "It was Hinata. You were scaring her. This is her first time here and as you could see, she was pretty shy and didn't speak up for herself much. Yes, this is a boot camp but we should go light on her. Whatever Neji made her do seems to have messed her up pretty bad."
Sasuke knew that Shikamaru was right. He turned his back and waited for the next arrival.
"SHIKA, BABY!" A high scream came from the distance.
"Starting to regret letting Ino work at the camp?" Sasuke asked, a smirk visible upon his pale features.
Shikamaru flinched at the high pitched squeak. "Not one bit." He said with no emotion. Sasuke laughed quietly to himself.
"Look! I brought you a yummy cereal bar. I have to save my cooking skills for tonight for all the boot camp maggots!" She gave him a soft smile. Shikamaru sometimes regretted getting his wife a job at the camp, but then what else would she do? She had quit her secretary job because she hated it so much, back home. All she really could do now was sit around at their house and get fat. Ew! He didn't like the thought of his lovely Ino getting fat. On the other hand, the job she now had kept her close to him and not fat and all she has to do was make crappy food.
"Thank you. I was getting pretty hungry." He gave her one of his grins and a kiss on the check. She smiled back.
A car pulled up and a pink-haired girl got out. She was very skinny and her bones jutted out from underneath her clothes. Her hair was short and messy and pulled back by a hair band.
"I know that girl!" Ino whispered into Shikamaru's ear from behind. "She used to live next door to me, before I moved. She was always with another guy and she got into really bad shape. Then her parents had to…"
"That's enough." Shikamaru stated. He didn't like gossip. Ino knew what was wrong.
"I'm sorry." She gave him a nice kiss on the back of his head before she retreated to the kitchen.
"I'm Sakura!" The newcomer stated, looking into Sasuke's dark eyes. She stared for a moment, but then winked at him.
"That's not good here." Sasuke said. Sakura look disappointed "Go down to the red building that's where you will meet Shino. He'll tell you which cabin you are in." Sakura liked a challenge; she wasn't going to give up just yet. She walked down to the red building, swaying her hips and hoping to catch Sasuke's eye. It didn't work.
Another car pulled up. A spiky haired boy jumped out of the car, yelling something back to the woman in the car about dogs.
"I'm Kiba!" He said with a wide grin. The window rolled down from the car. "Don't let this boy get near any dogs!" The driver yelled before speeding off.
Kiba cursed under his breath. "Stupid bitch."
Dogs? Sasuke questioned, in his head. Why dogs? That's weird.
Shikamaru gave Kiba the directions to Shino.
More people came, including a happy boy named Lee, a scary, pale boy with a lot of eyeliner on named Gaara, and a girl who looked kind of manly named Ten-Ten.
Sasuke sighed. "Damn it! I haven't seen one kid beg on his knees to be taken back home. I'm disappointed."
"Did someone say disappointed?.!" Oh GOD! Sasuke's mind went berserk! Deidara after sex was something to stay away from. He jumped on Sasuke and gave him a big bear hug! He brought him close to his ear. "You know that I love your brother! He's crazy in the bed. You should come join sometime."
"Deidara put him down he can't breathe." Itachi went over to his brother and whispered into his ear.
"You really should come join sometime. I mean Sai does every once in a while and you and Sai only do the naughty when you are really horny. I think it's about time to change it up some." Sasuke fought down a blush. I would kill you if you weren't my own flesh and blood, he thought.
"Does this mean I can leave?" Shikamaru asked, annoyed.
"Yes, Yes." Itachi said waving his hand, not really paying any attention to Shikamaru.
"Oh! By the way, your wife looked mighty fine today." Itachi added as an afterthought.
Sasuke rolled his eyes while Deidara tried not to pout. Itachi didn't want people knowing he was gay so he tried to act all manly by hitting on girls. It was pretty lame. Well, he thought it was anyway. Shikamaru left to go see his wife in the kitchen and see who was in his cabin.
"This should be the last car" Sasuke said with a sigh. He had decided to stay because he had a feeling this last arrival would be amusing. Boy, was he right!
"Oh yeah! The last car! WE MADE IT IN TIME!" Deidara said like a little kid.
Itachi glanced over at Deidara. "I think you should go get…" Deidara's lips turned down at the ends and his bright blue eyes shined in the hot sun. "Fine you can stay." Itachi said. He couldn't say no to that cute little face Deidara would give him. Itachi felt like a woman falling for such an easy little trick. Deidara's lips turned up but he stayed quiet, because if he wanted to stay, he would have to behave. He had a hard time obeying, though. That was why they usually only met during the night.
A car whipped around the corner, to the boot camp in the middle of nowhere. It stopped with a screech.
"Get out!"
"Please, don't make me go!" A voice begged.
"GET OUT!"
"I'll be a good little boy!"
"Don't make me say it again."
"But Tsunade! I won't ever go back to the alley…I won't…"
"One…" A blonde-haired boy opened the door.
"Two…" Sasuke smiled. Now this is what I've been waiting for.
"Two and a half…" The woman named Tsunade screeched.
"I'll do anything!"
"THREE!" The woman kicked him out of the car and threw his bag on top of him before slamming the door. She rolled down her window part way making sure he couldn't jump through.
"We are only doing this because we love you Naruto." she said, now calm. She drove off before he could say anything.
Naruto turned around his blue eyes turned to the grown men before him. He looked up and flashed a big foxy grin! "I'm Naruto!" Wow! He's cute! Oh and he has a big mouth I wonder how many peni…Ah! What are you doin?.!. You're turning into Sai! Sasuke mentally slapped himself.
"I'm Sasuke." He said coldly, trying to hide his thoughts from earlier
"You look just as old as me!" Naruto said.
"He is two years older than you." Itachi chimed in and Naruto looked at him. He gave him a small smile. "I'm Itachi. Head captain of this boot camp. You think you're parents just drop you off here with no paper work or anything? Well you're dead wrong. I have records on everything, about everybody."
……silence…..
It took Naruto awhile to process all of this information. "Oh! That's kind of scary."
Wow, thought Sasuke.
"So when do we eat!.? Do we get Ramen?.!" Naruto almost shouted. Itachi looked a little annoyed, as did Sasuke.
"Of course we have ramen! We are all about to go eat in a little while. Why don't you just go to that red house to find out which cabin you're in and get situated. Then we will have a short talk. And then we can all sit down and eat a good meal." Deidara amiably told the blonde.
"Great!" Naruto ran off down the walkway.
"Deidara I never new you could trick anyone or even lie like that!" Sasuke said, a little shocked.
Deidara ignored Sasuke. "Hehe! I was good wasn't I, Itachi?"
Itachi smiled at him. "In more than one way." He began walking down the trail into the camp. He stopped and turned around. "Hey little brother, I saw the way you were looking at that boy."
"He is hot." Deidara announced.
Itachi nodded in agreement. "But you know the rules no--"
"--NAUGHTY NAUGHTY--" Deidara interjected.
"--with the campers." Itachi finished. He began to walk down the trail again.
Deidara turned around, acknowledging Sasuke's earlier question. "Silly Sasuke, I can do a lot more things than you think." He gave him a smirk and ran after Itachi.
"This isn't going to be a normal boot camp anymore, is it?" Sasuke asked himself, as he began to walk down the trail to the camp.
Yeah! My very first chapter! I know it's not the best but it will get better. :D Leave a few reviews, it'll make my day! And please, no flames! I worked really hard on this.
I hope to have my next chapter up soon. Hehe!
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