Disclaimer: i does not pwn

Once upon a time in a far away land there were two hobbits by the names of FRODO and SAM.

THEY WERE TASTY.

They lived together in the Shire where all the homohobbits got funky.

IT WAS TASTY.

ONE DAY, Frodo and Sam were bored. So, Sam went to Frodo's room and said "I'M BORED OMG DO ME"

Then Frodo said in return, "DOOD I CNAT DO U I HAVE A BF"

Sam retorted, "I NO BUT IM SO FUHKING HORNIEE"

Frodo gave up. "OKAY FINE WE'LL HAVE SOME MUCHO FUN"

"YESSSSSLDAKFJOWEIFJ!" Sam screamed.

And so it began.

Sam ripped off his shirt and started to attack Frodo's face.

Frodo was starting to get hot. "OH TOUCH ME THERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!"

Sam wanted to take things slow. He said, "CALM DOWN BABY WE'LL GET TO THE FUN PART SOON I PROMEES!!#!#!!"

Frodo was hellapizzed.

But he held his raging hormones in.

Sam began unzipping Frodo's pantalones slowly, but surely.

Frodo moaned like a beast. "UUUNNNGGGRAWWRAWROIAJSDFAL"

Sam spanked him. "SHH MY LOVE THE NAYBURRS ARE GONNA HEAR US AND YOU KNOW HOW MY NAAYBHORZ DON'T LIKE ME GETTIN FANCY WITH OTHER HOOBITS"

Frodo shouted between clenched teeth, "DOOD JUST STFU AND BLOW ME U MOFO AAAAAHHHHH!"

Sam had just engulfed him whole.

Frodo came.

Sam said sexily, "MM OMG UR SO TASTY ILY"

Frodo could not speak.

Sam wanted more.

So he got some more.

Sam pushed Frodo onto the floor and Frodo hit his head real hard.

"OWWWW OMG U BITCH YOU ROOINED ME HAIR"

A mighty painful bitchslap echoed through the night.

Sam came.

Frodo grabbed his wanker and slapped Sam's face with it "BEHAVE"

Sam came.

Then Frodo got mad.

"GOD DAMMEET STOP CUMMING U HOR AND LET ME BUTTBANG YOU LIKE NO TOMORROW"

Sam came.

But he managed to gasp out "OK PUT IT IN BABY THE LOOB IS ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE"

"MMKAYY" was Frodo's reply as he grabbed the bottle and made himself wet.

"READY LOVE" he asked Sam.

"IV BEEAN REDY ALL MAI LIFE OMG GIVE ME UR PEEPEE"

Frodo entered Sam.

"OWWW OMFG UR SO BIG AHH OMG ILYILYILY!!!!!!"

Frodo decided Sam was being too loud, so he pulled out a ball gag from his hair and strapped it on Sam. He also grabbed some handcuffs and cuffed him on the table.

Sam got 5 times bigger.

Frodo came.

Sam gurgled.

Frodo grabbed a rabbit from his hair and stuffed it in Sams face and said "EAT IT FATTY"

Sam writhed and gagged as the rabbit clawed at his eyes and went in through his fuhking nose.

Then Frodo went beastly and said "FEED THE MF RABBIG U FAG" and stuck 2 fatass carrots in Sam's ugly ears.

Sam could no longer hear Frodo's maniacal laughter roaring in the room.

Frodo decided Sam was too dirty for him so he pulled out and went into his hair to look for something to feed Sam with.

He found the perfect toy.

"AHA HEER WE GOOOOO" exclaimed Frodo as he pulled out a bright pink vibrating dildo out of his hair.

Frodo laughed like a beast as he inserted the dildo into Sam.

Then something unexpected happened.

The dildo malfunctioned and electrocuted Sam's ass.

The shock rippled throughout Sam's fat.

Sam's eyes rolled back in pleasure. Too bad he was suffocating with the stupid rabbit raping his nostrils.

Frodo was getting a bit bored and HELZA pissed off cuz Sam wasn't satisfying his needs enough.

He grabbed a machine gun from his hair and said "WANT THIS UP YOUR BOOTY TOO?!?!?? ?!?!?!?!?!!$!#$&$"

Sam came.

Frodo took that as a yes and blew the motherfucking thing.

Sam came one last time.

And he died.

Frodo burst out laughing "MUAHAHAWHAHWAJSDFLAIWJEOFIJASDOFA OMG SAM I LOVE YOU I REALLY DO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LETS MAKE A SEXY TIME NOW"

And so he fucked Sam's dead body all night long.

Then he ate it.

Oh fuck. Inbd.

lol.

THE END U MOFOS