Disclaimer: i does not pwn noob.
Once upon a fuhking time there was a bitch named SORA and a hottie named RIKU.
THEY TAPPED.
Sora had bewbs. And a penis. He was a trannyyy. He worked the streets from dawn to dusk in his platform shuz.
HE WAS TAPPABLE BEYOND YOUR MOM.
ONE DAY, Riku came waltzing down the street in a tutu a-looking for some fun. As he sang "OOHHH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA"
Sora got sprung because Riku was so goddamn fucking fine.
"OMG CAN WE HAVE SECKZ RITE NOW CUZ LIKEZOMG"
Sora came.
Riku was befuddled.
He blinked a couple times at the tranny cumming before him.
And he whispered, "BEWBS"
Before the crowd could extrapolate the situation, Riku was on Sora's boobs and clawing at his tutu that restrained his arousal.
Sora moaned, "OMG I DON'T EVEN NO UR NAME BUT UR SO HAWT AND UR TUTU IS FUHKING BANGIN"
"I NO" Riku groaned. His peepee was stuck on his tutu. "FWUCK"
Suddenly the tutu flew and landed on a nearby passerby. It screamed bloody murder and came. "OMFG IM GONNA ROXOR U"
Riku winced and tried to calm the situation down, but Sora eating his peepee wasn't helping much. He screamed "OMG INBD STFU MOTHA"
The passerby said "LOL JK GTG TTYL CALL ME"
And so we go back to Riku and Sora pwnage.
Riku ripped off Sora's tight black bondage corset and gurgled. "OMFG THEY'RE GINORMOUS I WANNA TOUCH EM"
Sora said slyly, "GO AHEAD.. THEY'RE REAL"
Riku started titty fucking Sora like a beast.
The couple was too busy to notice another pair of hands/flippers on Sora's inner thigh.
It pulled off Sora's leopard print manthong and swallowed it whole.
Sora finally noticed his lack of thongage and moaned.
"WTF"
and then he felt it. Something was entering him!! Omfg what was itt??!?!!?!?
A girly scream murdered his dainty ears as he saw Riku's face twist into a nasty frown.
"WHAT THE GAY THERE'S A PENGIN UP YOUR ASS CREVICE1"
Sora came.
But he maintained his composure as he wriggled in the penguin's grasp.
"WTF GET IT OUT I LIEK MEN!!"
Too bad the penguin was comfy in there. It burrowed deeper.
Sora's ass reminded him of his native habitat.
Riku was still staring at the invader.
Watching Sora and the penguin get it on was making him hotter though.
He began to jack off.
Sora wimpered, "HELP ME U ASS"
Riku grabbed a whip and cracked it in front of Sora's face.
"YOU STFU AND LET THE THING FUCK U ITS SEXXII"
Sora wailed, "YES MASTER"
Riku came.
The penguin started flapping its arms and began to lift him and Sora high up into the air.
Sora was crying like fag. "WAIT! PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!"
Riku answered, "OH BUT THIS ONE CAN MUAHAHA"
The penguin was going so fast Sora's life started flashing before his eyes.
Sora came.
The penguin was circling around squawking wildly.
People on the streets gawked at them and started taking PICHAS of them.
The Kingdom Hearts fangirls and boys got rabid and started and orgy down the street.
Riku screamed "WHAT IS THIS FATNESS????!!#!$"
Sora had had too much bangin for his own good. He passed out as the penguin circled around one last time and dropped to the ground with a deadly THUMP. Dead.
Sora flew out from under the pengin and Riku caught him in his strong manly arms.
"OH SORA I NEVER GOT TO NAIL YOU SOOORRRRAAAA!!!!!!!!"
Sora's eyes shot open as he screamed like a woman "WILL YOU STFU IM TRYING TO SLEEP?!?!!#!"
"OH" Riku said. "DON'T LET TEH BED BUGS BITE HONEY ILY"
"MMKAY SWEETCHEEKES"
All around them was chaos. There were little boys and girls cosplayed as Sora and Riku having the biggest, dirtiest orgy ever known on the history of the planet.
Riku came.
Then an astroid decided earth was too fucked up to function. So it nuked earth.
Sora came in his sleep.
"MOMMY"
THE END U MOFOS
RIKUXSORA 4EVA