Just something I thought ._.
Zim gave Dib an absolute look of digust. Dib just stared at Zim, Zim blinked. "You humans are disgusting..." Zim said while shaking his head. "What? You wanted to know how humans reproduce!" "I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE...LESS GROSS" Zim shuddered, glareing at everyone in the mall. Dib blinked, "Does your race have one?" "Have what?" Zim stared at Dib. "A peni-" "WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW!?" Zim yelled. Dib just gave a simple shrug, "Curious" Zim gagged then turned away. "Do you have a vagin-" "NO DIB!" Zim groaned. "You humans disgust me!" "Well you asked how we reproduce" Dib reminded him, Zim just rolled his eyes. There was a few seconds of dead silence. "How do you guys reproduce?" Dib asked Zim. "We clone ourselves.." Zim sighed in annoyance. "You were obviously cloned from a weirdo" Dib snickered. Zim punched Dib on the shoulder and he winced. Dib watched everyone walk in and out of stores at the mall the he turned to Zim, "Im hungry. Want anything Zim?" Zim shook his head, "I don't like food" "But you have a poster that says 'I love food'" Dib smirked. Zim glared at Dib, "How did you know that?" "I sneak in and take photos of you to show THE WORLD YOU'RE AN ALIEN!" Dib shouted, everyone started staring at him and he looked down, embaressed. Zim got up and pointed at Dib, "IM A NORMAL WORM BABY LIKE YOU! To prove it I will eat...this!" Zim grabed a corn dog and held it up. "You have to pay for that" A lanky teen said, his voice cracking. Zim threw money at the weird, looking teen and walked back to Dib. Dib smirked, "Eat it like a normal human would then Zim!" Zim narrowed his purple eyes at Dib, then started licking the corn dog like an ice cream cone. Dib started laughing and Zim looked at him, confused, "IS THIS NOT HOW YOU EAT A MUFFIN!?" Zim pressed the corn dog to Dibs face. Dib pushed Zim away, "You eat it like this!" Dib paid for a corn dog and bit the top off and started eating it, Zim copied. Imdiatly, Zims eyes widened and he ran to a trash can and spat the disgusting Earth food out. Dib smiled proudly and continued to eat the delitious corn dog. "You humans are weird and disgusting!" Zim reapeated as he sat near Dib.
