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Hey, please enjoy this story, I know the 1st couple of chapters aren't amazingly funny but I'll do my best. (Looking for a funny fanfic? Read SHUGO MOON CARDS my Hoshina Utau or What On Earth by Himamori Amu.) Thanks.
Eriol and Sakura where walking through Penguin Park hand in hand. They had been going out for three months now. They had met when Eriol had come to her school from England, only to help Sakura change all of her Clow cards into Sakura cards. After that they had become great friends and it went from there.
Now that Eriol had helped Sakura change all her cards his magic powers had disappeared, leaving only herself and another of her friends, Syaoran, with magic powers, though Syaoran's were quite weak. Syaoran was also going out with Sakura's best friend Tomoyo.
"Eriol? How come you have such MASSIVE HANDS!" Sakura giggled as she lifted up their hands. "How come your such a baka?" (A/N baka meaning idiot) "Hey! Don't be mean to your girlfriend!" Sakura shoved him…so hard he ended up hitting his head against a tree and falling flat on his face unconscious. "Oops, I did it again!" Sakura sang (Brittany Spears) as she skipped over to the drooling Eriol…still on the floor.
Sakura dragged him over to the nearest ice-cream shop (A/N and by dragged I mean literally…and Sakura felt hungry) only to find Sakura's best friend Tomoyo along with…Syaoran. "Hey Tomoyo, it's good to see you…even if you are with 'IT'" She shot evils at Syaoran. "Now now Sakura you know he's my boyfriend, at least try to get along with him, please!" Tomoyo moaned. "Maybe if you get her an ice cream that will shut her up." Syaoran muttered. "HEY! I HEARD THAT!" Sakura lunged at his throat. "Hey Sakura, why is Eriol on the floor, did you knock him out AGAIN!" Thankfully Sakura stopped strangling Syaoran before he passed out as well. "Yeh haha." She blushed a little and dragged him into the closest booth. "I'll go get us all ice creams while you two try to wake him up." Tomoyo walked to the counter.
Before Tomoyo had even gotten back with the ice creams, Sakura and Syaoran felt a strong presence, the presence of a strong card. They both jumped up and ran outside, Tomoyo followed them dragging Eriol out with her. "I thought we had captured all of the cards?" Sakura shouted, as she ran towards the back of the shop. "Syaoran, you go around to the other side of the café, me and Tomoyo will go this way." Sakura stopped running as Syaoran grabbed her and said "What about Eriol?" He glanced at the blue haired figure flopped on the ground. "Oh, just leave him there, he'll be ok" she said as she ran off around the corner where the card waited.
Sakura and Tomoyo peeped around the corner to see a girl with long flowing hair, she turned to them, she had crystal clear eyes. "You two are not following your destiny. Time for a change!" There was a bright flash as both Sakura and Tomoyo fell onto the floor unconscious and the card disappeared. Syaoran came running around the far corner. "Tomoyo!" Syaoran shouted, running forwards. "Ohh great, now I have to drag two people home and 'Thing' here" Syaoran moaned.
"What? Where am I?" Sakura said as she awoke. She found herself on the posh couch of her best friends house. "Why am I here?" She thought. "Hey, you're awake, thank heavens!" A voice from behind her commented. She turned to find Syaoran. "What, what happened?" She sat up. "I'm not sure, I saw a bright flash and suddenly you and Sakura where on the floor, I brought you back to your house so you can recover." He sat down next to her and gave her a hot cup of soup. "Well, I only remember seeing a girl with long hair and the most amazing pair of crystal eyes and wait did you say me and Sakura? Don't you mean me and Tomoyo?" She was confused. "No, why would I? Oh, and Sakura in safe at her house with Eriol, so there's no need to worry about her." He said as he pecked her on the cheek…she shot off the couch and fell on the floor. "Whoa! Wait, I'm confused." She put her hands on her head. "Haha, you must have hit your head when you fell, and that will make it twice, now I have put out some clean clothes in our room for you, your clothes got a little dirty." He smiled and pushed her up the stairs, "Wait, I…" She didn't get to finish her sentence because her jaw dropped as she saw her reflection in the mirror…