Warning: This is a complete Crack!fic so I'm sorry for any insults... actually I'm not sorry :-P
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, as much as I wish I did, I also don't own Twilight...
Hope you all enjoy x
Cho was sitting in the Room of Requirement, mourning the loss of Cedric 6 months ago when suddenly, with a sparkle, a man and a girl appeared.
"Eddy, where are we?" the girl asked, hugging the man.
"I have no idea, Bella."
They then noticed Cho staring at them.
"Um, where are we?" Bella asked, "And who are you?"
"I'm Cho, this is Hogwarts and what are you doing with my dead boyfriend?!"
"He's MY boyfriend, not yours!" Bella said with no expression. Cho stormed over to her, fury evident on her face, Bella's expression stayed the same: blank, until Cho bitch-slapped her, causing her eyebrows to go down slightly in a small frown of pain. Then her brain exploded.
"How did that kill her?!"
"Her expression changed, it never should have happened."
"Oh, OK."
With a crack, Dobby apparated into the room, threw a knife, shouting "DOBBY IS A GOOD ELF!", then apparating out again.
The knife hit Edward, who exploded into sparkles, leaving behind a pile of glitter.
Cho looked sad for about a minute, before going off to try to seduce Harry, but found him snogging Ginny in the corridor.
She died.
The End.
A/N-That's it, just a crack-y one-shot that I hope you enjoyed.